/slams into haven

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Hi, Haven! Fresh meat here. I'm Yana and I'll be bringing in Nadeko Sengoku from the Monogatari Series. She's a timid fourteen-year-old who was cursed by her classmates with this snake... thing... because she rejected this guy and she almost died. But she's alive now because her Koyomi onii-chan saved her, yaaaay. I'm taking her from Nisemonogatari, right after she tries to seduce Hitagi's boyfriend. i mean lbr there isn't really any other way to describe that episode P.S. the only thing she's good at is being cute and making awful references to pop culture.

She is at Apartment #4.006! I can be reached at vinea if anyone wants to talk.



But you can't sit anywhere but the bed.

Also her terrible intro post is right here.

Comments

[kilograms]

OK i have spent entirely too long looking for a cap of araragi's abs just for a girl look at that body joke IDC ANYMORE

BUT OBVIOUSLY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

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he doesn't work out tho

[kilograms]

DO YOU KNOW how horrible it is to have had to type "araragi abs" in google

that's in my history now

like if someone types arara that's going to pull up as one of my searches

[kilograms]

stupid vampire metabolism

shaft headtilt thread yes

[staycool]

Another friendless loser?

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don't worry i think i've googled the same thing once or twice

[bicker]

i feel this icon sums my thoughts up perfectly

[kilograms]

"once or twice"

sounds like selective math

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HOW RUDE there is even less hope for this one too i'm going to cry

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ALSO RUDE he's a friendless loser too isn't he!?

[bicker]

shut up, we don't talk about that

[rukhkin]

"your voice sounds familiar"!!

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"that is because my voice actress is very famous"

that is a legit thing she would probably say but she doesn't break the fourth wall as often as hitagi it's cool

BUT NO HER VOICE IS KINDA HIGHER just google renai circulation...

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i wanted him to take off his sweatshirt

[rukhkin]

HAHA yeah i remember that ~kawaii as hell~ song. i used to loop it like crazy...

TOO BAD HE CAN'T SAY IT, BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT... maybe if nadeko ever speaks in a lower pitch...

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if an event ever lets her go batshit enough to do that, i'll let you know. it's more likely than you think!!!

[kilograms]

Oh gosh that's right nadeko is the only one who hasn't seen his abs. Hitagi has, mayoi, kanbaru, shinobu, probably his sisters, hanekawa (i think if we pretend those weird softcore scenes in tsubasa cat are ftom her imagination) the internet has

Isn't it sad nadeko

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didn't hanekawa see them in karen bee when she stayed over

no wait that was probably just his sisters...

also shut up it just means her onii-chan is a fine gentleman

[kilograms]

I remember a towel-dropping incident yes. She has seen underneath the underneath

Ask him to play twister again maybe he'll get it this time

[splitthebaby]

oh look time to continue to be awful with yana

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hello caleb i look forward to being more awful with you in the very near future

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i just GOD NADEKO OBVIOUSLY WANTED THE D hitagi is terribly lucky to have a dumb boyfriend

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a sighting of the rare and elusive wild yana...! i hope this is good luck and not a terrible omen

[girlmemo]

excuse you i am like a majestic unicorn

please don't kill me i am a docile creature

[encored]

return of the friendless loser.....

anyway you can't fool me yanacorns are responsible for 100 deaths per year. take your murderous intent and fly back to the mystical fields you descended from

[caditquaestio]

Hiiiiiiii, and welcome! What a lovely lady you have brought us here her blushing is so cute T_T

[oftheblackwings]

yesssssss all the monogatari people to stalk 5everrrrrrr

mO_Om

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Hello and thank you! Yes she is pretty much cute 99.99% of the time. The other 0.01% is spoilers.

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monogatari represent!

[oftheblackwings]

yes good

Nadeko's my favorite of the girls from the series, so.

/gently stalks