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Ciel ([personal profile] expiatrice) wrote in [community profile] havenooc2013-04-07 01:38 am

because only hideous can come out of this AKA ic plotting of some sort

HELLO HAVENITES! Today I'd like to talk to everyone about IC shenanigans. "Slice of life in MY horror game? Puh-leeze, you plebe, the door is THAT way!", you may huff with indignation? BUT A MOMENT, I BEG OF YOU, GOOD SIR OR MADAM, IF YOU WOULD ONLY HEAR ME OUT...!

/clears throat. THAT IS! Compounded by her post last month innocuously asking about radio things, Ciel and Hiro ([personal profile] theshiningone) have been bouncing between them the terrible idea of starting an IC "radio show" for some time now, which is essentially just going to be them making an audio broadcast in real time in which they civilly discuss what fellow Havenites might be up to. To put it in more realistic and cruder terms, they will be spewing hideous rumors they've heard about characters (yes, that might be yours!) all over the place. What may or may not be on the program include a segue of haunting opera music, Hiro's dubious skills with a harmonica, potentially legit info like "how many weeks until shit hits the fan again" (hey it's the closest thing to a weather report we'll get...), a serious town-wide survey of "Who's the Biggest Tsundere in Haven", among other things...

...Well, you get the idea. WE ARE still working on the specifics, but expect these two to spring something up mid/late next week, at least before the new intro log round pops on Saturday. Overall mingling will be heavily encouraged then, since their ultimate aim is to entertain and up the morale a little for everyone who tunes in. And this is where we need YOUR help! We'd love to have our two characters mosey around and obtain all manners of juicy deets ICly, but unfortunately, we don't have the time. orz So if your character is the sort prone to start/spread rumors ICly about themselves or others, we'd love to be tipped here so we could include all kinds of colorful segments once the broadcast hits the airs! As long as you can find an IC excuse to reveal some embarrassing secret or BS some totally legit-sounding rumors about anyone, we'll take it and will try to make IC use of it. SO WHAT DOES THIS BOIL DOWN TO?

TL;DR: We're collecting IC rumors (accurateness can range between 0.01~100%, we're not picky) to use for a gossip talk show audio post next week! ICly, Hiro and Ciel both get out a lot, so if we could handwave small talk between them and your character in which said rumors may be started/fostered during the last month or so, because both of them are hideous enablers, THAT WILL BE SWELL. Any suggestions are welcome too, since the whole point is to liven things up a little and bring something people can cheer up and laugh about in our otherwise delightfully morbid and trauma-ridden town. So yes, anything would be appreciated, and we hope people'll have fun with this too! o7
astralogist: (Ge-Get away from me!)

[personal profile] astralogist 2013-04-07 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Lon'qu. Gynophobia Afraid of cooties.

Go.
miyamura: (pic#5144383)

[personal profile] miyamura 2013-04-07 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
cries at this

okay so i guess they could hear about miyamura being some kind of womanizing casanova stallion since cesare... literally calls him a stallion. cesare also calls miyamura "mi amore" so feel free to have fun with that as well lmfaskldjal

also miyamura's whole 'getting underwear as a gift from a little girl' thing... THANKS JESSICA... and kousuke going around calling him "princess pedo-kun" and whatnot CRIES I'M HORRIBLE TO MIYAMURA ;A;

as for izumo... 8|a well ruki you already know most of the ~not-love-triangle~ drama going on with her! lmfaksjdal
miyamura: (pic#5144316)

[personal profile] miyamura 2013-04-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Lon'qu: misogynist*

i fixed it for you, rex :')
astralogist: (...Girls.)

[personal profile] astralogist 2013-04-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
or that.
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[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2013-04-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
OH WAIT I HAVE A REAL ONE...

Break has been spreading the rumor (to Gilbert) that Rapunzel's hair is like a measure of how many people she's murdered by suffocating them with it. Gilbert is just as dumb as you'd imagine for believing it.

(Though since Break is mia at the moment because I suck, it can be a ~mysterious rumor~)
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[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2013-04-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
also if someone wants to spread the rumor that Diva is a crazy vampire killer that goes around eating girls I am 100000% down for that...btw...
redtext: ( torifido - dw. ) (( that our love was still alive)

[personal profile] redtext 2013-04-07 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
battler is actually a siscon and makes his girlfriends call him onii chan

also it's been scientifically proven that his stupid is contagious so any of those who want to keep even a shred of their reasoning should steer clear of him
mellowyellow: (king of anything)

[personal profile] mellowyellow 2013-04-07 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Kida's been with every girl in Haven. It's not just rumor, it's fact. Really.
caditquaestio: (allow me to bamboozle)

[personal profile] caditquaestio 2013-04-07 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
.............so, what I want to know is, are you entangling my innocent paragon of virtue in bestiality, or an illicit love affair? :'(
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[personal profile] flugel 2013-04-07 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
rivaille is actually a 12 year old pretending to be 30 (NOT EVEN THAT FAR-FETCHED, LBR)
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[personal profile] collateraldamage 2013-04-07 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Meryl Stryfe bullies heroes and screams at innocent men.

2. There is a kraken in the well that eats and/or bodyguards cute young girls depending on what version of the rumour is heard.

3. Alphonse Elric is naked inside his armour.

Alas these are all IC rumours that have actually gone around.
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[personal profile] miyamura 2013-04-07 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
FFF WHEN I MEAN they could have just overheard cesare talking but both let's say both
caditquaestio: (game on)

[personal profile] caditquaestio 2013-04-07 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
............well, then :')
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[personal profile] tamer 2013-04-07 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...*well

yes i can type ;A;
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[personal profile] btooom 2013-04-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
+10000000000 for the underwear
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[personal profile] btooom 2013-04-07 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Apollo is a crossdresser that promises people tigers then KISSES THEM AND TELEPORTS THEM TO THE DAMN SUBWAY
gaudliness: (It's full of sheep)

[personal profile] gaudliness 2013-04-07 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Kousuke has a bounty on his head worth his weight in gold. ♥
waysmarterthanyou: ("Idiot.")

[personal profile] waysmarterthanyou 2013-04-08 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Also Miyamura talks about having a uterus so obviously this means he cut open a woman to take hers.