the worst intro-er has arrived

[maragion]

HEY GUYS it's jenn i am here once again but this time i brought a slightly more serious(??) dude: heat from digital devil saga!! i've pulled him from the first game since he's Kind Of Impossible in the sequel but for anyone unfamiliar: he's basically a cannibalistic demon with a big crush on a dumb loli

and also he's an asshole so i'm gomen in advance, 2x for everyone in apartment #2.005!

if you want to get personal you can find me on plurk over at gilboat !

psa: i am looking for sacrifices because this cannibal stuff is actually Kinda Important To Him. there was really no pleasant way of wording that...

Comments

[flugel]

i am not ready

[maragion]

i havent stopped laughing

[flugel]

heat's first mission: clean their room

maybe levi'll let him gnaw on his arm

[maragion]

HE'S GONNA SHOVE EVERYTHING UP LEVI'S BUTT

[flugel]

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW TINY HIS ASS IS NOTHING IS GOING TO FIT

[maragion]

cleaning cannot be done then i am gomen

[flugel]

he's stuffing all the garbage into heat's fucking poncho

[fierily]

hi.

[maragion]

ah...gifts....

[maragion]

look what the cat dragged in

(hey)

[fierily]

hes a cannibal? you've made me tag a cannibal????????

[maragion]

MINOR DETAILS????

[fierily]

this is actually triggering for asuka. tag your triggers, jennifer.

[miyamura]

oh cool can they bond over tasting human flesh/blood

--except wait if he's a cannibalistic demon doesnt that mean he eats demons????? CONFUSED???????????????

[maragion]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[fierily]

thats like saying hitler disliking an entire race was a minor detail....

[maragion]

HE EATS DEMONS AND PEOPLE IT'S A VERY COMPLICATED STORY ABOUT EGGS AND STUFF

meowmura you were so innocent like three days ago........

[miyamura]

LFMASLKDJAL first zombiemura then monstermura THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW...!!!

[fierily]

as serious as a tumblr blogger blogging on humid sunday afternoon.

[maragion]

IT WASN'T LIKE THEY WERE EATING ANYTHING!!

[maragion]

i will make sure to have him eat something gross in front of asuka asap

[maragion]

meowmuras can warn him about everything then

his 1 friend

[miyamura]

this is not the life he wanted....

but ok C:

[maragion]

HE CAN THINK OF HEAT AS A LARGE

IGUANA

[tamer]

WHAT

WHY IGUANA THO