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[thestraydog]

'sup, Haven! I'm Livia and bringing you Heine Rammsteiner from DOGS: Life is suffering Bullets & Carnage!

He's your usual asshole with his own agenda. He has this Kerberus Spine which gives him a nice handful of enhancements, and there's this dog inside of it that has a habit of controlling Heine, and constantly urges to come out and play, and really, it's not a good thing all around. But back onto topic, those enhancements boost up his speed, strength in his hands or teeth or anything really, and his injuries heal over time. He also has a huge fear of women and will nope right out if they get too close. (He can still talk and that's a great thing but really he's an asshole anyway so why bother??)

Basically, Heine is an order of McDouchebag with a large side of pessimistic-fries.

He'll be in apartment #1.002. ahah. Good luck.

I have a plurk over here, ecstaseas , if you wanna plot or have questions or anything really!

Comments

[gunfired]

That sounds like a really gross tasting meal, eww.

[thestraydog]

That's okay. He'll eat you up before you would eat him.

[gunfired]

Cannibalism is also gross!

[thestraydog]

it's okay you probably taste bad anyway.

[cried]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY HERE

I'M JUST

WHEEZES

[thestraydog]

I

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EITHER

IT'S NOT GONNA END WELL FOR EITHER OF THEM

[cried]

BREATHES HEAVILY

adds you on plurk silently

THERE'S GOING TO BE A THOUSAND THINGS WRONG

[thestraydog]

yes, yes, please add me and we'll plan all horrible things and it'll be great