for the vine

[pruning]

ha ha oh no

hey friends, it's laura (i play reim and shiroe) with another character! this is count d from that manga about pets you may remember from the late 90s, petshop of horrors (not psoh tokyo) (never). he's maybe-or-maybe-not a plant/god/mystery and thinks 99.99% of humans are awful, irredeemable scum. you may improve your standings by not being human or being especially nice (or subservient) to animals/nonhumans.

he also really likes tea and cake and dresses like he fell into a tacky wall hanging and got stuck. please enjoy his condescension and/or fawning if you happen to be a cool nonhuman (please join the club you will get a jacket).

lastly he is in 6.001 and as per usual you can find me on plurk at tableflip!!


edit por favor if your character is not human please fill out the shortest permissions post in the world right over here! ty

Comments

[zedthehero]

so we need cr with these two ayup

[pruning]

dead people count as nonhuman enough to be alright

it works

[notvessalius]

oz is in the It's Complicated category...

but tea and cake buddies??? oz needs more of that in his life

[pruning]

oz reminds me i should make a permissions post for you complex losers

but ok tea and cake yes sure

will oz think he's a cute girl though

[scribbly]

gross we don't accept plant people here

[pruning]

step off gurl you are a painting

[scribbly]

wow rude

she'll cut u

with a not at all sharp knife...

[pruning]

wow don't even dare

these clothes are custom made

and silk!!!!

[zedthehero]

/thumbs up and silly smile


and zed will let d keep all the tea, he'll drink alcohol instead and keep him cmpany and chat with him and (maybe not so) secretly wish d had been a girl because he's pretty

[pruning]

zed please

maybe he's flattered??? sort of

[scribbly]

you know in that case a cheapass palette knife will totes work

[pruning]

[scandalized shrieking]

[scribbly]

hehehehe

[hatchy]

ahhhh lovely nostalgia because psoh

You're my favorite person I don't know ever. Just so ya know.

[consacrer]

wow is it about time a 'humans are awful irredeemable scum' club got started or what

in the meantime he can be an honorary member at the rudeass immortals tea party club already

[zedthehero]

what did he do now?


it is a compliment. just, you know, he won't go around touching all the time.

[pruning]

i am glad to provide

[pruning]

it is, d calls dibs on president

rudeass immortals tea party is just as good though, they are basically the same club

[pruning]

wow smart man, he'd get slapped with artfully sharpened nails and it would be unpleasant all around

[hatchy]

I need to tag you more because your Reim is lovely, too.

[consacrer]

wow they had a club formed before they even knew what they would be forming the club for. that is true dedication

[pruning]

you flatter me... but please come to my waiting tag arms!!

[pruning]

thank god someone is here to really hate all humans like maybe enough to make a career out of it. he's here for you nerds!!!

[hatchy]

Enjoy the steam powered 'bot with a thing for arson then yes. Soon.

[notvessalius]

does d want oz to think he's a cute girl