plotting post of titanic proportions!!

[predictory]

hello haven!! so because of the event end, junko has gained +1 perfect soldier subordinate by the name of eren yeager! considering the power she has over him, junko has decided to exploit that and the information she gained from him. essentially, what that means is: junko has made eren shift into a titan and is now taking him out for "a walk" through haven.

so this post is a way to plot something out in specific! in case some people want to be the object of junko's amusement and have her order eren to squash them, or accidental squashing, maybe you want to join junko on top of eren or just try and kill the both of them— this is the place to do it!

the log can be found over here! you can optionally pp at enoshima as well! uwu

Comments

[theothersissel]

HEY GURL CAN YOMIEL CARTITANPOOL WITH YOU IT LOOKS FUN

[predictory]

wow I didn't even get this notif BUT OF COURSE

[flugel]

he wants to kill the both of you let's not front

[predictory]

don't be a player hater levi

[flugel]

he's got 10 gallons of haterade to go through

[predictory]

yeah but will he be tall enough to splash it on her

is he tall enough to splash it on eren

can he drink all that haterade without getting a stomach cramp??

[flugel]

he's going to give junko a kool-aid hairdye

and after he's done he's going to inject his haterade directly into his veins and become a 50-meter deviant type haterade-fueled titan to smash eren's face in

[predictory]

good job levi you'll only make her more powerful the cuter she gets

and after she realizes how fruity she smells she's going to literally power up and summon giant junko who will obliterate both eren and levi from how despair-inducingly cute she is

[flugel]

FOILED AGAIN.....

[predictory]

moral of the story

levi is drab and junko is fab

[flugel]

realtalk, his outfit in the latest chapter was so horrible

i want him to show up in front of junko in that outfit one day so she can despair at how drab he really is

[predictory]

oh my god right

like I read the chapter a few days ago and when I saw that outfit I couldn't believe it, he looked like a five year old in those clothes

honestly if she saw that she would just gag and try to get him to change asap

[minuscule]

oh my god i keep thinking the worst is over

and it keeps coming

[flugel]

what was he thinking??? that stupid...t-shirt over long sleeves combo and his pants that looked like sweatpants...?? i'm so mad at levi 99% of the time

levi inflicting his terrible sense of fashion on junko

[predictory]

Im negl I double taked when I realized he looked so casual and it was so weird?? One its strange seeing him not in his uniform and two Fashion disaster

by the end of the week junko is wearing sweatpants and has bags under her eyes

[predictory]

If it helps

Eren is great at being a taxi

[minuscule]

[flugel]

good, levi's first victory over junko will be through fashion-induced despair

also i keep laughing when i remember i have this icon, levi's attempts at modeling

[predictory]

[predictory]

yeah but he'll be humiliating himself in the process what win is that

surprisingly I don't have any model-esque icons save for this one maybe but Levi needs to step up his game otherwise junko will forever surpass him as the hot one

[infodumping]

LMFAO ANYWAY

can i throw hinata at them... he'd be a mix of horror and awe tbh. he might even be kind of jealous. i just don't want him to die so he can be around for the next few days, but injuries are okay!! even if he... just wants info basically...

[predictory]

HAHAHA... that's the kind of response junko always wants so ofc you can!! and I'll be sure to note that!<3 although I doubt she'd want to really kill him considering he shares a name with a classmate.

getting info shouldn't be too hard considering junko loves to hear herself talk lmao.

[prazerbutterfly]

Tyki just wants to watch him squish people...... c_c more suffering pls

[predictory]

junko too.... I don't know if I can even stomp on an npc considering there are none )8 but tyki and junko can scour haven for victims, I mean unless he wants to get stomped on, instead

[prazerbutterfly]

Bah, needs more sad/scared/unhappy faces... It would be a little hard for Tyki to get stomped on given his ability to choose what does and doesn't touch him but he would take up the pretty lady's time by camping out and watching.

[predictory]

ohh that actually sounds funny, junko trying to get eren to stomp on tyki and nothing happens. terrible shenanigans ensue and so does the start of a despair-inducing friendship

camping out and watching is a-okay too!<3 she'd welcome the distraction considering she's the one doing all the talking while taking her titan out

[prazerbutterfly]

That large foot will just pass right through him and he'll look up with that grin on his face all amused. I'll tag in a little later.

[drip]

BELATEDLY WEEKS LATER... i want to do something with junko using both ayato and sakura... idk... is there anything you want to do specifically because all i can come is up them gawking tbh MLFAO

[predictory]

SHHHH it's only been a week... hmm well the only outrageous thing junko hasn't done yet is have eren repeat her actions so they end up doing a really stupid synchronized dance...

maybe sunbathing on the titan or smth.. does any of that sounds appealing cause that's all I can really think of atm LMAO