this is possibly the worst decision i've made this year so far

[pyromanic]

hi haven! meet azula of the atla fame, seventeen, ex-earth queen, former crown princess, almost fire lord and just-released-thanks-to-oniichan-pulling-strings psychiatric hospital patient. she likes power and people kowtowing and hates betrayals and getting chi blocked. her hobbies include setting people on fire, manhandling team avatar and plotting mommy's death. and her ultimate dream is to oust zuko and take back the throne that was rightfully hers etcetc divine right etcetc ZUKO IS AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD (spoilers: no, he's not)!!!!!!!!!!

so if you have any violent reactions, complaints, lawsuits and reports of property damage and arson, please refer them to fire lord zuzu and team avatar. she'll be stuck in #25.1 and will be so very happy to meet everyone, hahahaaaahaahaha

this has been sele and you all have my utmost apology for inflicting this kind of batshit on you. edit: i've obviously forgotten something! i can be reached via jibrille. feel free to add or something.

Comments

[maipokerface]

Hoboy, the gangs all here.

[chiblocker]

Hello! I'm Lucy, with three! The first is Sonia Nevermind from Super Dangan Ronpa 2. As such, her spoiler opt-out is here if you need it! The second is Ty Lee from Avatar: the Last Airbender. And the third is Rapunzel from Tangled! They're all fairly upbeat, cheerful ladies who are socially inclined, so hopefully I'll get to hit you up sometime. Welcome aboard!

...OBVIOUSLY TY LEE WILL BE THE ONE MOST CONCERNED and she is rather :c about the whole thing but.

[pyromanic]

azula's going to be sorry about your breakup with zuko, mai

except not really

[pyromanic]

i'm all good on any dangling romps spoilers so go for it!!

BUT TY LEE WE WERE SO GOOD FRIENDS HOW CAN YOU CHOOSE TEAM AVATAR OVER THE GLORIOUS TEAM AZULA but yes this will be fun C:

[maipokerface]

you're a pretty poor matchmaker to be taking schadenfreud delight now, just sayin'.

[norabbits]

Hello roommate~

[denyamenti]

Games always need a little more batshit (see case in point) :D

[pyromanic]

eee pepper!!

i'm so sorry she'll have to deal with her right on the get-go. but i guess pepper's well equipped in dealing with narcissists so ... 8Db

[braavado]

....oh boy

[pyromanic]

i agree! one's life is never complete without batshit

[norabbits]

So much eyerolling ... till Azula starts throwing fire.

[pyromanic]

wow rude she doesn't even know you

[pyromanic]

it's not a party until she starts throwing fire

[denyamenti]

I think this might push Haven towards its batshit quota though.

[pyromanic]

haven turning into hell

i like it

[norabbits]

Then it's a sauna.

[denyamenti]

gettin' too hot to handle ohhhh yeah

[braavado]

but she knows you

[pyromanic]

a room full of hot air. it's very apt.

[pyromanic]

oh my god team avatar needs to stop gossiping about her

[norabbits]

At least Pepper will know where to go for a well cooked breakfast.

[pyromanic]

can't stop won't stop until everyone's been set on fire

[pyromanic]

how does pepper like her steak, cooked with fire or with lightning?

[braavado]

YEAHH because that's...totally where she heard it all from yup

[flyingboar]

oh god they're neighbors. hi. gonna metalbend some lightning rods near the vicinity just for you.