+1 ドドド

[diobolical]

Hi Haven! My name is Fal, I'm new, and I'll be playing Dio Brando (or DIO, either's fine!) from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

DIO's a manipulative, coercive shithead vampire of pure evil, and a massive godmode who's memetically famous for dropping road rollers on people and WRYYYY-ing. He has a lot of abilities to disclaim for and some of them are both spoilery and a bit tl;dr, so I just slapped up a permissions/opt-out post right away to cover most of that, but the most notable thing is the vampire bit and that he's a Stand user! His Stand is called The World and is pretty much a high-powered short-range punch-spammer with — sorry for spoilers if you're following the anime, I have no idea how I'll even keep this a secret while playing him in-game but at least I can do it on my intro — time-stopping abilities. So that's great for everyone.

He does have one major drawback: the sun causes him to explode into ash, so for all his power he spends most of his time being a nocturnal shut-in. He's in 31.1 all by himself, but I'll make sure to do my best to get him out there wherever I can. He'll be looking for people he can use for various means, especially once he realises Haven's got the Joestars and Friends, and I'm sure he'll become a staple of the library once he hears about it. :')

I'm on plurk as falsiloquence, but I'm reachable by HMD and PMs too! I'm super-hype to be in the game and I look forward to playing with everybody!

Comments

[diosauria]

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[splashdamage]

[diobolical]

You've had it too easy around here, you imposter. :)

[diosauria]

Excuse me, think you'll find that Dio is the imposter??? Diego's from 'the world where everything is based' and Dio never even managed to find jesus

so

[diobolical]

I'll get all you Jojos AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO.

I'm really excited to play with your Kakyoin in Haven Miru, I'm sorry in advance for all the psychological intimidation. :')

[diobolical]

Do you wanna compare worlds or do you wanna look at who survived past the 1800s because if you're the Real Dio then son

son

Dio is so disappointed in you.

You weigh what, 118lbs, do you even lift. Do you even steal bodies from people who lift.

Useless useless useless.

[diosauria]

he doesn't care if you're disappointed you're not his real dad

who he hates

[diobolical]

Did you kill your dad Diego, did you at least get that right

[mareterno]

we're so boned


like

all of us

[sullenstallion]

who let you in here

[diobolical]

Yes.

I'm so excited for him to meet Caesar. He's inevitably going to be a dismissive shit about him because haw haw hamon. Hamon.

But if he ever hears about it, I'm sure he'll find the whole Pillar Men business very interesting. :')

[diosauria]

..........listen he had a lot of shit going on, it takes time to track those fuckers down you know how it is

[diobolical]

I could ask you the same, shouldn't you be out back in the stables chewing hay and shitting indiscriminately

[diobolical]

No

No Diego

I don't know

I got my shit done.

[sullenstallion]

wow gross

everyone know anime and game characters don't shit unless they're from gintama

[diobolical]

That really begs the question of where he's putting all those carrots...



There has to be a better way to phrase that.

[hi_no_de]

the sun causes him to explode into ash did you say

hi meet your friendly neighbourhood sun goddess Dio :")

[coronae]

Hello! I'm Lucy, with two! The first is Sonia Nevermind from Super Dangan Ronpa 2. As such, her spoiler opt-out is here if you need it! She's an upbeat, polite princess who can be a little quirky - she likes horror films, the occult, and serial killers...and knows how to drive a tank.

The second is Rapunzel from Tangled! She's a very friendly and curious Disney princess who admittedly rambles when she's nervous and such. She's fairly sweet and has a billion hobbies and will talk about pretty much whatever.

They're both fairly socially inclined, so hopefully I'll get to hit you up sometime. Welcome aboard!

[diobolical]

NERVOUSLY SWEATS

Even better, DIO also really hates dogs. :'') This could be... a thing.

[diobolical]

It's really nice to meet you, Lucy! Of the two the only one I'm at all familiar with is Rapunzel, but both of them sound super cute and I'll keep an eye out for them! :')

[sidecars]

Hey, Fal! Your character sounds hella intriguing in all the wrong ways :||| I am excited to see what happens!

I play little Bucky from Marvel comics, back during WWII o/ Tights and all.

[diobolical]

Oh man, oldey-timey comic Bucky! I'm not super canon-savvy I'm afraid, but I do have some loose knowledge of his comicverse version and I'll really look forward to seeing him around!

Thank you so much for the kind welcome!

[sidecars]

FEAR NOT! I'm sure it's everything you already think it's gonna be XD golly gees and all. Asshole kid is turned into the first sidekick to become a super hero asshole and Nazi shenans ensure o/

So clearly they need to meet?? And... something beautiful or awful will happen? YYYEAH :/a