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Hi, I'm Jules McClure. You may remember me from such past exploits as "for 1 yr and change plays nerd flakily as hell" and "finally drops, good girl!" Well, I'm done with undergrad, the move, the exam, the applications, and basically, there's nothing standing in my way.

SO YOU GET TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE beware.

Behind DOOR NUMBER ONE we have Aerith Gainsborough!

This flower girl from the slums hails from a game you've never heard of called Final Fantasy VII. It turned 18 this year, so I'm really old. She's 22, the last of ancient race of hippies, and SPOILER ALERT, she's coming fresh from getting shish kabob'd. Flirty, intuitive, naive yet independent, selfish but kind, she can be a little pushy, but hey, she heals stuff good? And, you know, flowers. She's in house 12!

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Behind DOOR NUMBER TWO we have, yes groan, Dr. Hermann Gottlieb!

Back at his usual journal of

verinumeri, this mathematical nerd is a cranky bag of chalk. One of the science dweebs from that other obscure canon Pacific Rim, he's 37(???idkhaven), the numbers guy/engineer/coder, formal to an absurd, distancing degree, and not good with people. He likes numbers. They do him solids. Unlike people. People throw things at him. He needs a cane and he has trust issues, but he's a sincerely decent dude, deep in his chalk dusty heart. House 1, yo.