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WHAT'S UP ALL YOU SEXY PEOPLE

My name's Kaiya, and I'm here with Wade Wilson from the Deadpool series. Just a little background for you: Wade here's a mercenary-turned-failed genetic experiment from Weapon X, a scientific military program designed to create genetically enhanced living weapons. All Wade got out of the deal was a healing factor far more advanced than any normal human, so he can withstand any amount of pain, trauma or injury without dying from it. Sadly, all that invincibility went to his head and he's kind of a little batshit as a result of it. (That might just be the accelerated widespread cancer in his system, though-- did I mention his healing factor doesn't discriminate between healthy cells and cancer-ridden cells?)

So, yeah. Wade's super-psyched to be here, but unfortunately he tends to get a bit... stabby when he's excited. Mind the swords-- or at least hope that there's an acceptable target nearby that he can stick his swords into.

I apologize in advance to anyone he's going to enrage with his rampant case of foot-in-mouth disease.