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havenooc2013-02-02 03:24 pm
equinophobicbard) wrote in havenooc2013-02-02 03:24 pm
+1 (wanna-be) bard
Hello Haven! Gingey(that loser that plays Jenny Takeda/Shinra Kishitani/Accelerator) here, bringing in a fourth! This is Finn the Bard from the comic Warrior U. Basically he's an effeminate 14 year old boy from a cartoony, fairytale land-esque version of Medieval England who desperately wants to be a bard. Unfortunately for him, he can't do that without first receiving the proper education, and he's ridiculously unsuited for his required Warrioring 101 class. His knack for pissing people off to the point of them wanting to murder him certainly doesn't make his life any easier.
Finn's defining trait, though, is probably his obsession with his own survival. The most important function of "friends" he makes is that, in his mind, they're supposed to protect him/act as meatshields. He also struggles with anxiety and a handful of phobias. He's afraid of dying(especially being burned at the stake; his mom's a witch), blood, unicorns, horses, and his agoraphobia left him practically housebound for the majority of his childhood. Rarely leaving his house meant spending most of his time with his mother, though, and her spoiling turned him into a needy, entitled brat. His talents include playing the harp, having good personal hygiene and excellent fashion sense, relying on other people to take care of him all the time, being an insensitive jerk, crying, running away, and begging for his life.
Clearly he will thrive in Haven.
He'll be living in apartment #4.002 and you can catch me as![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
Gingeyweasel.
PS. did I mention he literally has a hole through his chest.
Finn's defining trait, though, is probably his obsession with his own survival. The most important function of "friends" he makes is that, in his mind, they're supposed to protect him/act as meatshields. He also struggles with anxiety and a handful of phobias. He's afraid of dying(especially being burned at the stake; his mom's a witch), blood, unicorns, horses, and his agoraphobia left him practically housebound for the majority of his childhood. Rarely leaving his house meant spending most of his time with his mother, though, and her spoiling turned him into a needy, entitled brat. His talents include playing the harp, having good personal hygiene and excellent fashion sense, relying on other people to take care of him all the time, being an insensitive jerk, crying, running away, and begging for his life.
Clearly he will thrive in Haven.
He'll be living in apartment #4.002 and you can catch me as
PS. did I mention he literally has a hole through his chest.
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this is ic the gingey would never say this