DATTEBAYO MOTHASUCKAS!!!

[jinchuriki]

anyway hi! i'm justin, the current roleplayer of a very comatose raven. he'll be around just like this kid named naruto. i'm not going to spend time elaborating on who naruto is, because most of you have probably been guilted into watching an episode or reading a chapter at least once in your life. he's an obnoxious ninja who likes to get into fisticuffs with people that look a lot bigger and scarier than him. and as you can tell from the gif, he really likes ramen. it's probably his otherkin girlfriend or something? i don't know.

but yeah, it's nice to have a new character here and i'm hoping the bigmouth will settle nicely into the community. you can probably expect him to pull off the hero routine only to fail miserably because that's what haven likes to do to the hero trope.

if you don't have me added already (you probably should-- i'm KIND OF A BIG DEAL), it's ollies or perhapsicles @ AIM.






believe it

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[gandere]

naaaaaruto!!

[jinchuriki]

saaaaasu--




:(

[gandere]

no yaoiz 4 u

but wow i didn't know we were in the same game again HELLO i am slow

[jinchuriki]

!!!

and i'm obviously slower than you because i'm drawing blanks on what game we were together in. i'm guessing holly heights? gomen i'm dumber than naruto

[gandere]

OH i may have mistaken you too now i feel stupid

i've never been in holly heights but i thought you might have been in mayfield long ago MY BAD i'm so sorry

hides face

[jinchuriki]

oh no now i feel like the jackass cause i remember you now!

was it with jake from homestuck, just to be sure? i was there very briefly and that was my first game on DW so everything during then is hazy. ;;

bows gomenasai

[gandere]

LOL no it's okay we can just pretend to be NEW PALS NOW while our memories are this foggy u_u i'm kattu and i play not only rin tohsaka from a visual novel about heroes fighting each other but yuno gasai from an animanga about magical cell phones.

both of which would treat naruto like crap.

i apologize in advance.

[jinchuriki]

i'm pretty sure that's going to be how he's treated until he inevitably fights off a huge threat and saves everyone

then he will be the hero of haven

haha what a joke

[slayswalruses]

Hey there roomie! :3

[jinchuriki]

ARE YOU PREPARED TO LIVE LIFE WITH A NARUTO UZUMAKI IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU????

[slayswalruses]

Toboe will be hiding under the bed most of the time

[jinchuriki]

in the middle of all that yelling i realized i looked grammatically redundant so let me correct myself--

-- ARE YOU PREPARED TO LIVE, DAY BY DAY, HOUR BY HOUR, WITH THE NUMBER ONE HYPERACTIVE, KNUCKLEHEAD NINJA, NARUTO UZUMAKI?????

you better have ramen

[slayswalruses]

Sorry Naruto, there's no ramen to be found

[jinchuriki]

you lie

[slayswalruses]

There never was any ramen

[sthenic]

OMG I AM THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF LATE RIGHT NOW!!! all things considered...

Hello!!! Uh, considering i dont think weve spoken before, might as well introduce myself!! I'm nika, and idk if you can guess who i play; id tell you her name is sakura, but theres like eight BILLION sakuras in the animanga verse so who knows if you can figure out much 8|a. oh well, im sure theyll get along brilliantly!!!



--Okay but seriously speaking, AM I SO EXCITED. though two warnings: one im on hiatus and butt slow (which is why im surprised i caught this so promptly..), and two sakura is a game transplant and has like 'extra-cr' from naruto so like IF YOURE EVER LIKE woah what is she going on about???? i can explain myself i swear

WELCOME TO OUR CAST, JUSTIN

[jinchuriki]

if i didn't know who sakura was or guess who she was from your silly handwave icon i should probably forfeit from the canon immediately

(that means yes ofc i know who you play!!)

both warnings have been acknowledged and i'm cool with both! naruto's probably going to let all of that pass over him for a good majority of time anyway, haha. but yeah, i'm actually glad i apped into a canon with castmates already into it. naruto without any friends will probably make him mope really quickly and god no one wants to deal with pouty naruto

[sthenic]

sometimes this is how i feel, but i am legitimately surrounded by the biggest naruto buffs known to man

oh goodness THAT WOULD BE TOO SAD TO ACCEPT but its okay man weve got your back.

[galeforcer]

>hero routine

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED we gotta go now brah

[jinchuriki]

[fourtune]

wow what a cutie

hi i'm coco and i just have clover here uwu i don't have you added on plurk so if you're such a big deal i guess i should change that

[jinchuriki]

s-stop that

i already said hi on plurk but doubling it up won't hurt oi oi!! that being said i've always been curious about 999. let me live vicariously through you have the two of them hit it up yes yes?

you better say yes >(

[fourtune]

okay whatever i guess maybe

[medicalnin]

don't listen to nika, i'm always later--

anyway HI JUSTIN I'm Erin, and I'm super excited to have Naruto here because Tsunade needs more manual labor ninjas nearby to keep her sanity. though Naruto miiiiiiight have the opposite affect.

SO YES WELCOME. C:

[jinchuriki]

oh look it's granny

you do realize this means naruto will lose his shit at the fact that there's no hokage in konoha right now right

because what are priorities....

(i mean hi)

[medicalnin]

oh look it's a fist in his face

yeah she's pissed about that, too, but don't worry. Shizune won't let the village fuck things up again.

hey, Tsunade can't judge on priorities. she's still mad there's no booze.

(hello c:)

[fierily]

if you're an ninja...

[fierily]

why do you wear the color orange?

[jinchuriki]

what are you jelly that it looks better on me than on your head?

[fierily]

plz, you wished you looked this good.

[jinchuriki]

why would i care about how a thirteen year old looks

i'm like

a solid three years older than you

[fierily]

SHE'S FOURTEEN.......................................

[jinchuriki]

ero-sennin taught me not to mess with you young'uns

he learned not to the hard way!!

[fierily]

See, that would make perfect sense if you were.... of age. You're still a minor!

[notvessalius]

NARUTO HOW DID THAT CUP FALL OVER WEREN'T YOU HOLDING IT WITH YOUR HAND

but aside from that hurray naruto