+1 boy wonder

[asterbatics]

Greetings, residents of Haven. My name's Dai and I bring you this troll here who you might know in his various other iterations and personas and his slight connection to a masked vigilante known as Batman. Here we have (the first) Robin from that show about teenagers fighting crime Teen Titans Young Justice! He's taken from 1x26 which means he's got a little more experience and he's a little more mature but still very much the asterful hacked-the-motion-sensors sidekick we all know and love.

What else is there to know about him? Well, he's fourteen, most experienced super hero sidekick there is, and loves screwing with improving the english language, by removing unnecessary prefixes and suffixes. Because really, why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?

He's (the only one of his team so far who is actually in his own room and) staying in apartment #2.007. When he's not keeping Wally in line and not so subtly making eyes at a certain magician, he'll be trying to figure out who took is effing utility belt. No seriously. Batman's gonna kill him if he finds out Rob lost that. Anyone want to help?

He should be intro'd later this weekend but until then feel free to add me on plurk at dickaster ! I'M SUPER EXCITED TO BE HERE Y'ALL

Comments

[asterbatics]

excuse you this is kevlar-infused, heat resistant and semi-bullet proof spandex thank you very much.

[eyeofthetiger]

Mmhmm. Guess that makes sense. Don't want to damage anything now would we?

/obligatory eyebrow waggle goes here, mmhmmm...

[asterbatics]

Not at all.

This package is protected, thank you.

/don't even need an eyebrow waggle for this one

[eyeofthetiger]

[asterbatics]

CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH ASTER CAN YOU, DEAN

[eyeofthetiger]

OH, HE CAN HANDLE IT ALL RIGHT.

He'd just prefer to live in his pure and innocent world a bit longer is all!

[asterbatics]

It's alright, Rob can't really blame you.

He's too much for a lot of people to handle. It's why he has to keep the mask on.

[eyeofthetiger]

Or maybe Rob has pimples. Have you ever thought of that?

[asterbatics]

um no rob hasn't even hit puberty yet bro c'mon.

just because you had awkward teenager years doesn't make them universal.

[eyeofthetiger]

nope. dean's life was perfect. Mostly because of the magic fingers. it's Sam that had those awkward teenage years and all that jazz. and the poor thing was trying so hard too...

/cough

[asterbatics]

yeah nice try bud but he's not buying it.

[eyeofthetiger]

...

yeah, yeah. whatever. Rob will get his someday. Just you wait!

[asterbatics]

hell yeah he will and it'll be in the form of one great hunk of a man who goes by nightwing instead of robin.