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Dr. Hermann Gottlieb ([personal profile] verinumeri) wrote in [community profile] havenooc2013-08-31 10:38 am

did i hear you say MATHEMATICAL????

oh man, so nervous, but hello haven!

So, uh, I'm Jules, and some of you may've heard of this summer flick where giant mecha punched giant aliens a heckuva lot. It also featured some bickering science dweebs, one of which I bring you: Dr. Hermann Gottlieb, an unfriendly, arrogant, misanthropic mathematician/engineer/physicist.

HE IS uhhh 36 but dresses and semi-acts like he's 60, is perpetually covered in chalk dust, has a weird looking face (thanks Burn Gorman), and likes numbers way more than he likes people. Because numbers are ~the handwriting of god~ and everything else is a lie, yo. HE ALSO needs a cane but the reason for that, much like many other personal details, has been teased by the authordude on tumblr as being saved for future material... so we may never know, lmfao. (atm I'm leaning toward MS b/c of this comment but strongly strongly suspect that inconsistencies will be attributed to movie/actor lol and it'll have been some accident.)

He's also super German but speaks with a British accent and says crap like "By Jove"???

um so he's staying behind for all this fancy groupwork, and he's in apartment #1.003, and I'm really nervous he's my first proper new dude in ages and haven looks so swanky so uh HELLO i can bring cookies would you like cookies

if you wanna get with me want to reach me or w/e, msging this journal is fine, or you can add my extremely unquality plurk?? scuttles. I have no idea how to do those fancy links to plurks, it's so depressing.../runs back to work oops lunchbreak over oops

[personal profile] sprechensiebang 2013-08-31 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank God, because it would totally have cut down on the gratuitous German time. Let us both abuse google translate with the passion of a hundred porno flick protags.

[personal profile] sprechensiebang 2013-08-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...God, this will be so sad, Dietrich won't be able to curse anymore ._.

[personal profile] sprechensiebang 2013-08-31 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG, HERMANN

BACK IN THE DINOSAUR AGE

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[personal profile] fortunefavored 2013-08-31 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's cool Dietrich, Newt will swear in German with you.