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[fixated]

Hello, hello!

People, let me tell you a story.

You see, about a year ago, last thanksgiving, I was enabled into apping Dean Winchester here and I've been dying to app someone else here ever since but never did because Dean was a butt and wanted to hoard all the CR instead. BUT I PROVED HIM WRONG because I've finally apped this charming little sociopath named Jack Vessalius into the game. He's from Pandora Hearts and a few of you may have already meet him thanks to the fact he's been living inside Oz's head for a while now.

Yep, that's right! The Yao Corporation has done me a service and kindly extracted Jack from Oz and now he's completely defenseless and on his own and in a borrowed body.

So, which lovely individual would like to volunteer themselves to a little pick pocketing adventure, hm? Jack would like to steal a knife if he can and he's quite adept with his fingers! Used to live on the streets and everything before he promoted himself to consort a Nobleman's third rate bastard son. But, please. Don't be afraid. Jack is perfectly harmless so long as you don't need to rely on him at all for your survival or, you know, get in the way of one of his obsessions. Thankfully, Lacie isn't here and he no longer has a chain to destroy the world with. Unfortunately, Glen is and he has a little bone to pick with him...

But that said, Jack is from the same time point as Oz so, chapter 77 which is basically after Alice poofs and Oz finds out he's a SPOILER.

Feel free to add me on plurk (parsnip) or aim (parsnipchan) or whatever! Also, I'm a Parsnip, in case that wasn't obvious.

/bounces in excitement!

ETA: I always forget something... but yeah! Jack is living in room #6.008. I should probably mention that!

Comments

[notvessalius]

UWAAAAH JACK-SAMA

[notvessalius]

I MEAN NO I REFUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fixated]

You were so much cuter when you were a plushie...

[windlike]

Souji doesn't have any knives, unfortunately! Just swords, which I am certain he would notice immediately if they went missing. But he's to be Jack's neighbor, so chances are they'll cross paths sooner rather than later! I am sure it will be hilarious to watch.

[fixated]

lmao, welcome neighbor! and perhaps he could just ask to hold one. and then somehow convince Souji to let him keep one. Unlikely, but worth a shot!

We'll definitely have to make sure these two run into each other.

[mellowyellow]

Hawhaw. Masaomi would very likely have a knife on him, if that appeals.

[fixated]

and weirdly enough, that almost reads to me like Masaomi would like to be knifed! No parsnip. You can't have jack go on any killing sprees just yet...

ahem, but yes! I think that appeals quite nicely. Come here little man. Let Jack just give you a hug...

[laceratings]

jjaaaaAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK

askdlja hi parsnip i'm aiden and i've seen you around a bit on plurk!! obviously i play this other psychopath who was once your cute little servant look HOW GOOD YOUR PROTEGE GREW UP TO BE YOUR LITTLE MINIME..

no really im so excited skjfnskf jack is my second favorite so im.. excited.. even if vincent isnt....

[fixated]

Hi aiden! I have seen you here and there and bits and pieces everywhere. You have no idea how excited I am to be in this cast because despite being in this game for a year, I just keep looking at it from afar because what is CR /)_

and yes! I hope that my jack leaves up to expectations and he's definitely quite proud of Jack except for that the fact he's being a butt and helping Glen out and not Jack and gosh whatdidheverdotoyou?

Besides, you know, ruining everything.

/chinhand! can I add you on plurk? is that a thing I can do?

[consacrer]

aaa JACK... i'm dyin (of excitement) (also because jack is a butt) (i'm stoked anyway tho villain party)

but gosh hello, it's good to meet you! ;u; i'm aki and i play both goobert and charles from blood+! this trainwreck in the making is going to be so beautiful. i'll add you on plurk too, if you don't mind!

[fixated]

Hi aki! go ahead and add away, especially since I've been informed we'll be joining casts at EV if the mods can ever approve our apps. I'm going to hopefully be playing Chikage Kazuma over there. maybe. someday...

/stares at that app queue -_-;

(also, did someone call for a villain party?)

Also, no dying, not unless Jack does the killing first. not that he hasn't... tried... before... Sort of.

How is Gil doing anyway?

/chin hands at everything

[swagu]

Welcome back to Haven, Parsnip!! I'm Christy, and I play Diva, Break, Merrill, and Mary! As a castmate, I'm obviously super excited to see Jack, especially since omg this cast is growing out of control (in the best way)... I can't wait to see how Jack does in Haven, since it seems pretty well suited to him, ha..ha......

also unfortunately I don't have anything to offer in terms of a knife, alas, BUT. I will say in advance that I would super super love to have Jack and Diva get some CR, since those two meeting has been on my RP bucketlist ever since I read ph, I swear... It's too perfect, haha.

But yes again, welcome back! We're happy to have you again ♥

[fixated]

Hi Christy! I'm actually still here with Dean and I think we actually apped in on the same round (Diva was your first here, right?). We just keep circling around each other because I just kept lurking from afar Haven is just that huge... How the heck did that happen?

But, yes! I'm so excited to be in this game and with this cast and ugh, best one year anniversary present I could give myself, I say. Even if Jack is basically completely defenseless now since his stupid chain had to go and steal his own body from him!

but whatever, whatever. Jack is good at adapting...

And oh gosh, yes! Please let's have all the Diva+Jack CR. I know the manga is supposed to be different from the anime, but I adore Diva in the anime. Just knowing that much about her character tells me they'll be having a ton of fun and interesting conversations.

[intendance]

I am STILL SUPER EXCITED to have your CR even though life has gotten in the way for both of our aattempts--

BUT SERIOUSLY Morgan is going to be all over Jack and I am super excited to see him here to wreck the PH cast MAKE THINGS INTERESTING

[fixated]

fjdk I KNOW! What's up with that? Also, i've been wanting to ask this forever but what is shy and life and... can I add you on plurk?

And gosh yes I want this CR! Especially since I know there seems to be a hot threesome going on with Moranga/Oz/Charles, if I'm not entirely mistaken. Jack will be good and get in the way try not to get in the way!

[lucre]

You got me at sociopath because sociopath.

This little lady lives just next door to him and has no moral qualms whatsoever against pickpocketing or something bloodier.

[fixated]

wonderful! they sound like they're going to be a match made in heaven. Just no one actually give them a reason to go on a killing spree. That could end so poorly (for everyone else) (unless they have super powers and then we might be screwed)

[eeek]

oh god I just finished catching up on pandora hearts today. JACK NO...

ANYWAY HI PARSNIP we haven't tagged yet but I am Sib!! I play Garry and Henry (cawtastrophe). I LOOK FORWARD TO JACK... i think...

[fixated]

JACK YES. Although man, that reminds me. I need to read the last chapter because it got scanlated over the holidays. I must do this tomorrow!

And HI THERE SIB and gosh no, i don't think we've tagged yet at all. Let's correct this with Jack!

[bibleomaniac]

JACK . . .

[bibleomaniac]

lmfbutnoreally i'm so happy we'll get to play together agaaaiiiinnnn, uuu. /rubs face all over

[miyamura]

JAK JACK JACK JAC JACKLKASJ

hi par ;; we never really got to formally introduce ourselves! but i've seen you around for forever and i'm shy so ok here it goes HI I'M LENA and i am so excited for jack, since he kinda... you know... killed izumo kind of maybe yes. owo;;;

[fixated]

I so adore your enthusiasm! And yes, hello and hi! I know this shy thing quite well because I suffer from it too and, lmf, yes, hello!

I'm sure Jack didn't... mean.. to kill... or anything. Right?

/so unsure with this man...

lmao, but yes! Yaywon linked me to a whole bunch of threads so I can see what mess jack has been getting up to because since he's been pulled straight out of Oz's head, it'd be a perfect way for him to drop little hints of traumatizing CR on people. If you don't mind, I'd love ot play along with all of that!

[remainingtwin]

Ooohhh man jack. hello jack i've been waiting for you.

He's free to pickpocket a knife off Jennifer, or if he wants to join Mio's growing horde of Pandora Hearts CR he's free to nab the shadow knife thing she got off her. She will probably immediately call him 'Oz' and then be very confused forever.

/STEALTH ADDS ON PLURK..... /EYES.GIF...

[fixated]

/saw nothing... (ninja)

I am all up for stealing all the knives and gaining a collection! And besides, every girl should have a harem or three.

/slides right into that horde of PH CR

also, also, I cannot wait for people to mistake Jack for Oz! Or at least Oz's much older brother or something. It's going to be grand!