Do I have to scream?

Well this was unexpected. Heh...
I'm Jinx, which is short for CorsetJinx. I'm your average failure at everything. I'm bringing you one really weird kid. Her name is Heather Mason. Or Alessa Gillespie. Or Cheryl Mason. One of these is right... and she's 17. No, she's 31. Wait, that's wrong! She's 14. Ugh! This kid is so confusing!
She's pretty much you're ordinary girl otherwise. Well, maybe? She did have God inside of her, and she- well that's a bit too much! Ahhh. She's been to some small town called Silent Hill. She was born there. Hold on, wasn't she born in Portland? Here we go again!
Anyway, I'm Jinx. And if you need me you can fetch me over here:
AIM: CorsetJinx
Email: Beloved-Belial@hotmail.com
Plurk:
Heather is staying in #1.001, so dear roomies, I feel so bad for you.
P.s. Heather will cause fights and have tantrums.

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Hi, I'm Trace, I play Lightning, and I'm just gonna sit here and appreciate Heather's wtf life for a second.