now two for the price of dumb

[philandropist]

Well, hello there Havenites! The name's Rex. Once upon a time I used to play here but had to drop because I was doing gross character squatting and irl was a complete mess but those days are long past now! I know some of you already, but to everyone else, I hope we get to know each other better!

I have not one but two muses to introduce today!



First up is Ichiko Sakura (prosper) from some obscure series called Binbougami ga!. She's some high school brat with a huge Princess-type personality and a penchant for violence, so basically she's a complete jerk! Ichiko likes to be a jerk because she believes she's better than everyone else, but also because she's afraid of getting close to people. But again, jerk. Grr. Oh, also she's the luckiest person you will ever meet!

And then there is Virion (philandropist) from Fire Emblem: Awakening. Virion is... well, the game's brief roster biography sums him up quite well!

A secretive noble from some land or another. While many would brand him a buffoon or a braggart, his boasts are often founded. He is swift to propose to anything female. The most prolonged primper.

Virion is pretty wishy washy, makes up words like he's in a Shakespeare play and golly he even looks the part.



...Stabulously terrific.

So, Ichiko is in room #5.006 and Virion is in room #6.006. Apologies roomies, for they're both incredibly overbearing. ♥

I'm on plurk at scarletrapture, so feel free to contact me for plottan' or add me for all that jazz.

Comments

[flatteries]

virion needs to teach inigo everything he knows.

[philandropist]

There shall never be a more noble endeavor like chasing skirts. Remember Inigo.

[flatteries]

HIS NEW ROLE MODEL...

[philandropist]

we must use their natural talents in DANCE to win the hearts of the women...

[flatteries]

... d.. dance... right... he never even thought of that, o-obviously...

[philandropist]

But Olivia and Virion might practice dancing together and surely Inigo must join!

[flatteries]

HE'LL.. SIT HERE AND WATCH.. THAT'S FINE WITH HIM...

[pierceyourheavens]

rex welcome back you sweet thing you

obligatory

VIRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[philandropist]

obligatory KAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROWROWFIGHTDAPOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHetcetc

Hi! Nice to be back! Can't wait to spread grossness!

[concentrical]

Virion the majestic, the graceful, the buffoon! What an amazing roomie to have. Nil will be so aggravated and maybe stabulous. Welcome back!

[philandropist]

I am so happy to be back thank you! And stabulous feelings are encouraged!

[intendance]

WELCOME BACK REX i am so glad *^* WE MISSED YOUUUU

[philandropist]

Ta-Tadaima

And thanks! I'm back with characters that couldn't be any more different than before uwohhh

[cawtastrophe]

VIRIONNNNNNNNNN so stabulous

and I don't know Ichiko despite hearing that binbougami is very good but SHE SOUNDS FUN...

[prosper]

Such stabulousness! And Ichiko is... probably going to be hated like, straight up antagonist-style! Also incredibly freaked out of Henry. Can't wait! :'D

[fistfighting]

hello rex, i am kitty and [DISTANT CRYING] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR APPING VIRION......... i played in the fe:a cast too once and by my mother's name i'll be back.... one day........

but dw, in the mean time, i'll be here stalking both of your muses oops

[prosper]

Hi kitty! Nice to meet you! I too played in the FE:A cast once upon a time but yeah irl stuff happened. And please do stalk! Jeane's so cool uwoh and I'm glad there's a Travis here! I too used to play Travis, but that was another time, another game...

Anyway! Crazyass assassins are a good match for this girl Ichiko here. Please bug her and make fun of her gregariously huge tits.

[deathtouch]

omg virion

yes more fire emblems good

Hi my name is Kimi and I play Tharja! I uh... yes I quite like Virion, he is one of my favourites. SO I AM GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE PLAY HIM HERE.

[philandropist]

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

sexy laaaaaadaaaaaaaaay

Hi Kimi! I'm so happy you like Virion! Tharja is one of my favorites also. Though we shouldn't kid ourselves; with most fe:a players, everyone is our favorites... But I hold a near and dear spot for Tharja because I really like girls like that, but um, tmi wordbarf aside, I'm happy to be here! I hope you like it here as much as I will!

[heronpecked]

Hello, Rex! I wasn't here before when you were I don't think? SO HI. I'm frog, I play Tibarn from FE:Radiant Dawn and Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale.

Virion!!!! Virion is fabulous so thank you for bringing him over. I am so excited why can't i hold all these fire emblems

[philandropist]

Hey there frog, nice to meet you! Aside from Awakening I'm rather FE dumb, except I did playthrough POR and loved it to bits including Tibarn, even if it's been awhile! The laguz in that game were so cool. I'm not familiar with Cecil but I'm sure we'll be able to bump heads and make all sorts of horrible wonderful things happen.

[memlost]

Virion!! What an impeccable choice in man. So hi, I'm Boba and I was delighted to see your reserve and subsequent app because Virion. VIRION. Ichiko sounds like a charmer too, you really know how to pick 'em. Can't wait to see both in action!

[prosper]

Hey Boba, nice to meet you. I'm happy that you're so excited for him! I hope I do him justice to meet your standards! Ahh! And Ichiko is quite the charmer. I'm especially excited for everyone to get to know her and her... angelic-like ways.

[memlost]

That cherubic expression of hers assures me of her kindness and selfless nature yes

[prosper]

She is the paragon of humility

Really

[challengedfate]

I never thought I'd see the day when I got to play with a Virion omg aeirhg BUT HELLO REX my name is Flynn and I'm now playing Lucina here /)u(\ I can't wait to play with you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[philandropist]

Wow no pressure for me

Just everyone's first time seeing a Virion in action

nope not nervous whatsoever

ahhaha...

Hi Flynn! Be prepared for the hammiest archer.

[unscriptedfate]

oh hello there \o/ i see a virion!

hiya rex, I'm becci and I play female robin (and Chizuru Yukimura from Hakuouki)! ahhhhh this cast is getting so pick i'm so happy...

[philandropist]

Hi f!robin! (and Chizuru!) Happy to play with you becci. They should play more chess and branch out to other boardgames, like Chutes n' Ladders and checkers.

[unscriptedfate]

they may have to stage an intervention when they get to mouse trap.

[philandropist]

Let the other Shepherds worry about that there's some chutes and ladders to play...

[unscriptedfate]

he's going down.... /points at eyes

/points at virion

[storywriter]

Welcome back Rex!! I'm excited to get to tag you again huehuehue.

[prosper]

Oh I'm very excited too! Nice to be back, thanks!

I can't wait for these two to butt heads! Real princess, meet the most stuckup wannabe princess ever!

[philandropist]

Or him, gosh HAHA. Such good choices for Estelle...

[silpheed]

LMAO OH GOD good choices indeed... I'll just have to tag you with both my girls to even it out!!

[alchimist]

Ichikooooooooooooooooooo

look at me being the only one excited about her, what a sad state of affairs!!!

[prosper]

No kev

I'm very excited

You have no idea...

[alchimist]

rex hype

now the dilemma of who to harass her with, the spider or the demon

[eyeofthetiger]

Hello and welcome back! I'm not familiar with either canon but I adore what the FE cast has done in game and I'm glad to hear your real life stuff has been straightened out some!

Also, for the record, I am a parsnip and I now play Dean Winchester from Supernatural and Jack from Pandora Hearts. again, welcome back, Rex!

[prosper]

Thank you very much and nice to meet you!

And Heaven is a '67 Chevy Impala. I'm marginally familiar with SN, at least the first few seasons! Virion has a thing for the pretty ladies and while they might not see eye to eye on the approach I'm very sure their hearts will unite as their goals are the same...