+1 ball of not entirely repressed anger

[invalided]

Hello, Haven! It's Dani again I am sorry. I'm going to be trying my hand at a second character here, by the name of John Watson from the BBC Sherlock series! He's here to be addicted to danger while simultaneously apologizing for his best friend... generally existing idk. John's been roomed way up in #6.006! Nothing says good times like floors full of deadly plants.

He'll also be coming in from a canonpoint at the end of the newest season, which means there is some potential for spoilers. I mean he's not gonna suddenly go off on tangents about the synopsis or anything, but spoilers are still possible, and I don't want to throw 'em down on anybody who would prefer to avoid them. So feel free to let me know if you have an opinion either way!

Comments

[deduce]

wow im totally indifferent to the fact that you're here i'm not even slightly invested nor do i have an opinion about giving my room up so you have somewhere to sleep

[invalided]

that's ok i don't care about u either buddy

0/10 would not flatshare again

[deduce]

goes missing for months bye

[invalided]

BYE BITCH runs off into serious danger and never thinks about sherlock again

[invalided]

i think we are pretty ic already

[deduce]

i see you're still addicted to me danger. so predictable

[deduce]

yep we dont need to canon review ever again we're set

[zedthehero]

And in the meantime, Chouza apologizes to everyone for Uzume's complete stupidity.

looking forward to seeing John around. =)

[invalided]

haven's underground ring of people who have to go "sorry about [insert name here]"......

and thanks, i'm looking forward to playing him!

[verinumeri]

yisssss

all right and so the first session of "cranky dudes putting up with bigger, more eccentric assholes" is now in session bangs gavel cane

A CANE HE ACTUALLY NEEDS YOU POSER

[invalided]

the terrible thing is they'll be banging gavels and canes and stuff and there'll be a group of people outside like

'but is that all you wanna bang lbr'

and excuse you THIS IS REAL DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL STUFF

[verinumeri]

LDKFMDSLFS

everyone else: married

john: IM NOT GAY

everyone else: o plz ur sherlock and watson

john: IM NOT GAY

hermann: and i register as staggeringly indifferent, for what it's worth



LMFAO OH NO I LAUGHED JOHN

[deduce]

youre both gay now kiss

[verinumeri]

no

[deduce]

just get it over with

[invalided]

teen rebellion

he'll just have to make out with that other grumpy grandpa-dressing dude in front of sherlock and everybody

[deduce]

sherlock won't be jealous at all

[invalided]

People Refuse to Accept I'm Not Married to That Particular Jackass

a joint memoir

it's p. offensive eventually you're kind of like "what do they really think he's the best i'd go for if i were interested in men" as you try to reach around the body parts in the fridge for an egg

[verinumeri]

with an unasked for and entirely too long introduction by dr geiszler and detective holmes

along with footnotes by said parties

IM DYING BECAUSE THEY HAVE BOTH LIVED THAT except they are kaiju body parts in hermann's case

"have you heard his voice, i can't believe my eardrums haven't ruptured"

[invalided]

half of the footnotes are newt and sherlock arguing with each other and forgetting that they're trying to defend themselves tbh.

lmasdlkfj they have so much common ground. IT'S ALL ENTRAILS AND DRESSING LIKE GRANDPAS AND SUBTLY SHAKING THEIR HEADS. we're basically setting up for the double date from hell eventually.

[verinumeri]

75%

and the footnotes are almost longer than the memoirs itself

eventually hermann and john are just like WOULD YOU WRITE YOUR OWN AND GET OUT

to no avail


OH MY GOD I FORGOT JOHN ALSO DRESSES LIKE A GRANDPA gee if only hermann/burn was capable of growing facial hair. and ok hermann's head shakes are not remotely subtle but.

VIBRATES WITH EXCITEMENT FOR THAT DOUBLE DATE HAHAHA

omg he's gonna call him dr watson kawaii

[fortunefavored]

BARGES IN ON THIS CONVERSATION


I VOTE YES TO ALL OF THIS

drops the mic and walks out

[invalided]

YEAH U BETTER

wow do i have you on plurk yet though, because if not, i should remedy this.

[fortunefavored]

um I don't think so which is clearly massively TRAGIC so let's fix that like asap

it's ok i am doctor six times, i do this thing

ps I'm over at nikkernoodle

[invalided]

awesome i'm the comatoseroses one


john's gonna be the only non-genius in the quad now he'll have to medical doctor everyone to heck, too

[fortunefavored]

wait no john u won't feel lonely, you can hang out with Fun Hermann

i mean

Owen.

8)

[eyeofthetiger]

Hi, hello!

Dean had some CR with the previous John and in fact stole an apple tart from his windowsill once, I mean... cough. Either way, it's bound to be fun. That said, I'm a Parsnip and I play Dean Winchester from Supernatural (he'll try not to be too much of a jerk) and Jack Vessalius from Pandora Hearts. I'm afraid I don't remember if I've welcomed you to the game the last time, so have it again!

(sorry if I have!)

[invalided]

Don't worry, I don't remember either because I'm awful at remembering! Thank you either way!

also wow rude, Dean, you apple tart thief :'|

[fixated]

Oh good. Mind like a sieves are such a great thing, yes?

Heh! And John shouldn't have advertised that he had some. It was all his fault that Dean had to liberate the tart from the mouths of those who wouldn't be able to appreciate it's full goodness!

Or he may have just started eating and before he knew it, the whole damn thing was gone. Opps...