+1 zombie apocalypse not-survivor

[newwatch]

Hello, Haven! I'm Ellie and I'm bringing in Sarah from The Last of Us. That's right, Joel had a kid. (Even better, he was a soccer dad. I kid you not.) Unfortunately, she's a walking spoiler for the prologue of the game. Yeah, Sarah... didn't survive the first wave of the outbreak.

She'll be showing up covered in blood, so if anyone wants to claim the rights to cleaning her up, that'd be splendid. (Just so twenty people aren't cleaning her up over and over.) Also she's in #1.002.

I have a permanent HMD here. And you can always contact me via PM or Plurk (remolacha), whether for plotty stuff, questions, or a burning desire to tell me a bad pun at 3am. I look forward to all of this new cr yesss. /chinhands

Comments

[unetrustworthy]

Oh. It's you. That's cool. I guess.

[newwatch]

Oh it's what's-your-face.

[unetrustworthy]

Excuse you. How could you forget this face?

[newwatch]

I don't know. Doesn't look familiar at all.

[unetrustworthy]

RUDE

[newwatch]

/kanye

[unetrustworthy]

[newwatch]

[unetrustworthy]

[aintyourdad]

Oh this is gonna be sooooooooooooo ouchie

lol All of Joel's CR better prepare for him to be a complete mess for a while

BABY GIRRRRRRLLLL

[newwatch]

Ah, nothing like horrible emotional pain to start off your afterlife.

She's also definitely going to comment on him having a small army of little girls he looks after.

[aintyourdad]

seriously

Sarah, don't let him get away with his bullshit, okay? WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU

[newwatch]

Don't worry-- Sarah's on the job.

[deduce]

ugh life is so hard now i have to compete with a preteen my hair routine is going to suffer so much

[newwatch]

If you have a hair routine, why does it always look like a rat's nest, huh, Sherlock?

[verinumeri]

My friend played some of the start for me AND I'M STILL SO UPSET ABOUT SARAH

also hello I'm Jules, and I play this cranky math dude!

you are smart with the cleaning up thing, lol I just post things and somehow handwave that eight different people saved him from the same thing oops >>

[verinumeri]

wait has no one volunteered I figured it was a given

I VOLUNTEER AS TRI-- I mean

[aintyourdad]

Hermann you just keep doing stuff to make Joel like you

[verinumeri]

All part of the grand seduction scheme.


...

(´･_･`)

oh on a serious note my brain just clicked in to realize oh durr she's in 1.002 SO IT WORKS OUT.

(of course joel is also in 1.003 now but technicalities)

[newwatch]

You better put a ring on it fast, Hermann, because Joel is a pretty hot commodity.

[verinumeri]

oh ymg od

[aintyourdad]

Sarah plz to not be setting me up on dates thnx

[newwatch]

It's nice to meet you! I look forward to crazy CR with Hermann. <3 Tell her about giant sea monster Godzillas!

[verinumeri]

well the giant robots are way cooler but OKAY

[sunflowering]

SOOOB, Sarah!

Hello, I'm Heatchi! And welcome, Ellie! I play Yuuki Kuran here and Tohru Honda! Tohru happens to be her roommate, so if she needs help being cleaned up I can have Tohru help her? She's a sweet girl who loves taking care of people, and would be panicked about the poor girl arriving as she is.

Likewise- I have Yuuki here! She's a vampire, so she's a little sensitive to blood, but of course she'd help as well. She has experience helping...clean up bloody children...... DX

[verinumeri]

Oops, you might have proper dibs, being in the same room! (Plus, I'm about to go out for a few hours.)

[notafruit]

Ah-! If you guys have something planned already, I can think up an excuse to have Tohru not around the apartment. I don't want to disrupt plans or anything sldkjls

[verinumeri]

omg no, nothing was planned!! YOU'RE GOOD SLKDMDSLG

[sunflowering]

Aha, ALRIGHT. As long as I'm not messing up plans ♥

[newwatch]

Don't worry, she'll be all over the mingle log, heheheh.

[newwatch]

Tohru yessssss. <3 She'd love the help, especially from someone around her own age. I can put up a closed thread for them on the mingle post, if you like.

[notafruit]

Sure thing! She'll be like a mother hen, fretting over her, get her cleaned up and try to offer her a meal. I'll be around tonight, so will keep my eyes open for it!

[newwatch]

And it's up!

[unbeweevilble]

'or a burning desire to tell me a bad pun at 3am'

YOU HAD ME AT "P"

Hi I'm Switch and I just play this person (super duper rude person) and I like silly jokes.

[newwatch]

Puns are god's gift to comedians and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. It's the highest form of comedy.

It's nice to meet you. <333

[unbeweevilble]

you know what they say; break a bone today and you'll hurt to marrow.

[newwatch]

I have to say I found that

humerus.

[unbeweevilble]

Ahhhh eye see what you did there!