Am I dead, hunny? Cause this must be H(e)aven!

[narcissistic]

please don't stone me to death for that subject line

okay let's try that again. Are you religious? Cause you're the answers to all my prayers!

or how about this one. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT i'll stop those now for good lest I get lynched, and that can't happen before I use some of those above ICly at least once, since they ARE somewhat context appropriate. I'm sorry in advance, Haven, especially if you play a character with boobs. I truly, deeply am.

SO /CLEARS THROAT! HELLO GUYS Ruki here and today I bring you a fabulous skirtchasing dumb redhead from some classic JRPG, Zelos Wilder of Tales of Symphonis fame! The party pretty much defaults to calling him "Idiot Chosen", you don't need to know what a Chosen is because the first part is already accurate enough. Born a super high ranking noble, he's loaded on moolah and leads the easygoing playboy life 8) he absolutely is not an actual fuckup, totally enjoys his life, and if you're looking to play "Who's That Token Tales Traitor Character", plz redirect yourself to the nearest belt store and look up some auburn-haired dude in spandex, ur welcome for the protip. n_n/

I got his app (and canon-point, that's sorta kinda important) up in his journal, will set everything else up shortly. Housing-wise, he'll be in #12.3 and I'm already cracking up ngl, it's a sausage fest because I am a considerate person and requested for it in there EXPECT COPIOUS AMOUNT OF WHINING SOONER OR LATER. As for my plurk, same as always, I can easily be reached trough daruki, feel free to add me/hit me up for plotting!

Finally, a small note to say I didn't make a drop post but I did let Cynthia go a week back, she's just far too energetic and outgoing to a point that I couldn't keep up before my drive for her completely crashed ;; She had a good run though, almost a full year, so apologies to those I had threads/plans with, and thanks so much to everyone who's threaded with her! Very much hoping to keep on silly shenanigans with my new redhead, I'm addicted to stupid things so I cannot lie. Looking forward to toss him around in the utmost srs bsns setting of Haven--!

Comments

[verinumeri]

Oh my god.

[narcissistic]

countdown to how long before "Hermann needs to get laid" comment is ICly expressed


keep your poor doctor away, jules. keep him away...

[sullenstallion]

#12.3 can only bring sorrow. There's already speculation on my plurk about who will hit who and which tsundere Hyobu will pick.

[narcissistic]

WOW DON'T TOUCH HIS FACE OKAY. The face is sacred.





Dylas looks like he has gr8 hair tho. He needs to share his secret.

[sullenstallion]

If Zelos asks Dylas about his hair, he'll probably just yell until one of them runs away. He's not cool at all. Sigh.

I'm super excited for this new house!! I love ToS and I think it'll be a pretty great group of guys even if they all hate each other. Or not. Whatever happens!

[narcissistic]

Why run, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR GORGEOUS LOCKS!!




no one in that room is cool, lbr. HAHA me too, I'm canonblind to RN unfortunately but I super look forward to it! TO SHENANIGANS.

[sullenstallion]

Wow Zelos, he's not a hunny!! you can't just ask people about their gorgeous locks

idk Shinji might be pretty cool. But then again, he watches the food network...I guess I'll have to agree. /o/

[narcissistic]

*RF wow please pretend I didn't hideously typo...

WHAT WHY NOT DON'T BE SELFISH!! hair care is esp important in post apocayptic dystopian wasteland, okay. we gotta look up for each other's dazzling looks. maybe.

This will be glorious.

[sullenstallion]

I'm never going to forget the typo, tbh.

Anyways, since roommate interaction is kinda important...!! Do you mind if I add you on plurk? Are you the same Ruki way back from Mayfield days?

[narcissistic]

will you to forget 5ever

Not at all, go ahead! And yep, the one and only and the one from Luceti like 4 years ago too, doop doop! /insert KIRA pose here

don't look at me I'm practicing to be IC......

[rocketpunch]

Haha, such a blast from the past...! It'll be good seeing you back around!

[memlost]

I could not think of a more Ruki Symphonia character than Zelos Wilder...

[narcissistic]

I'll take that as a compliment, Boba.

I also need to throw my peeps at you more, THERE IS A BOBA NEED THAT MUST BE SATED HOLE THAT MUST BE FILLED

[memlost]

Morgan can see Zelos as a less endearing Inigo

COME AT ME SIS

[narcissistic]

That's pretty rude, don't make him demote Morgan to Genis tier. No one wants to be on Genis tier.

YOUR BODY BEST BE READY.

[memlost]

for him to be on genis tier you'd have to cut his legs off at the knee

[narcissistic]

I meant metaphorically.


Although come call Genis a shorty with Zelos, Morgan. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG FROM THAT.

[memlost]

done and done

[narcissistic]

HIS FAVORITE


uh

titless non-female haven person.

yes, that sounds good.

[memlost]

never been gladder to be a dude tbh

[themortalhalf]

Their CR will be magical.

[narcissistic]

Everything Zelos touches becomes magical. He IS a Magic Swordsman.


...ok no I'm sorry, but I AM excited! APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE SHINJIRO... They'll learn to coexist. Through the fires and the flames of Haven, they'll carry on.

[themortalhalf]

He can teach them all how to flirt to make up for the lack of women in hope of attracting more women by virtue of all them being manly men. No.


But I'm am pleased to be stuck with Zelos. It's everything I ever wanted.

Goes back to playing ToSC

[narcissistic]

They're all actually p desirable in that room tbh. Inb4 we make happen Haven's version of "The Bachelor".

I wish I could say "lol j/k" but you know what now I'm not so sure....


Aah I'm glad! I STILL NEED TO PLAY THE GAME I was religiously hung up on ToS for like 4 years of my life, I also really enjoyed P3 and am actually a fan of CRAUs, so I look forward to see how you take Shinjiro too~!

[walkietalkie]

i'll say what i said to kosy/colette:

weeps and canonreviews for sheena.........

[narcissistic]

breathes over shoulder

[entreats]

onii-chan.....????

[narcissistic]

yo ange you should totally ditch that uncool super-assed redhead half-brother of yours for a superior one

THIS ONE HAS WINGS

[entreats]

i guess zelos' haircut is marginally better too

i think we have a deal

[narcissistic]

You won't be disappointed.

Probably. Maybe...

[uncalled]

so today I was in a coffee shop with a friend and I was like "if you play Tales of Symphonia, please look out for Zelos because Zelos is the best oh my god I love Zelos" not even a joke

THAT SAID RUKIIIII it's Dana and I'm back in Haven and honestly kinda sad and surprised that you let Cynthia go but only because I absolutely completely and totally loved your Cynthia

would you be opposed to me adding you on plurk again? I am 98% sure I lost you when I dropped off the face of the earth-

[narcissistic]

Beautiful, spread the world. Let's all ignore the fact that I disliked him when I played ToS for the first time when I was like 15 or something. PAST ME WAS SHALLOW, UWOO

It's been a year pft and SHE WAS TOO MUCH... I'm glad you liked her thought ;u;/! I also do remember you as our brief Inigo, it's nice to see you back Dana! AND I WOULD BE HAPPY TO, you won't escape us so easily this time WE WILL MAKE SURE OF IT!

[uncalled]

LMFAO it's always weird you play through games for the first time when you're younger. I wasn't a fan of Natalia in ToA first time around and NOW SHE'S MY QUEEN

I absolutely did and sobs, I'm so glad that you remember me. ;; I ENJOYED PLAYING WITH YOU WHILE IT LASTED BACK THEN- but I have absolutely no intention of leaving this time, I'm super excited to be baaaaack

[evocalize]

While we're on the subject of bad pick-up lines:

"I don't mind being in hell because you're smoking hot!" ...literally. Looking forward to seeing him in action, even if I've only read the Symphonia LP!

[narcissistic]

yes good /adds to repertoire

he'll just give minato headaches. sorry not sorry....

[evocalize]

Never be sorry, because Minato prefers headaches over- well, whatever Haven comes up with next.

[storywriter]

finally mama has been swept into rping tales as well.....

[narcissistic]

new mission: have zelos charm estelle and get giorno jelly

[storywriter]

sorry zelos you'll just remind her slightly of raven except even more heavy-handed with the flirting........

but that would be funny LET'S DO IT

[narcissistic]

what kind of loser calls themselves RAVEN

i mean a cawing black bird? really? REALLY? NO STYLE, MAN. NONE.

okok

[expendablepride]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

[narcissistic]

I'LL TAKE YOU ON 1V1 PUNK

(translation: this will be gr8 okok)

[expendablepride]

IT WILL BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH. BLOOD AND GLORY TO THE VICTOR.

(It'll be the best. Drinks and pretty ladies to the victor.)

[narcissistic]

don't forget them blackjacks and hookers

traitor lyfe YEAAAAAAAAH