+1 durarararararaer (how overdone is that joke, though)

[compliant]

Greeting and salutations, fair Haven! I am Jes, former player of Anri Sonohara from that anime series of light novels FRANCHISE about knife fights and motorcycles and flying vending machines known as Durarara!!, and I am bringing in... Anri Sonohara from Durarara!! She's a quiet, shy, somewhat dull girl who is also possessed by a demonic entity. She was in Haven previously, is returning with all memories, and was an employee of the Yao Corporation! Back before it was cool.

Contact wise, my plurk is eldrant -- you're completely welcome to add me! but I reserve the right to refuse if I can't figure out who you are.

It's good to be back! o/




eta: OH. And, because I forgot, she's rooming in #2.1.

Comments

[extradite]

That... that... sounds... very... that... Jes...

[compliant]

...I.

DEAR GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

/)_(\

why does this always happen to me

[extradite]

Because you always make it happen.

[compliant]

I must cast off this awkward, bumbling shell, take to the desert in agonising soul-search, and return as someone new... IN TEN YEARS. :(

[extradite]

Spoiler: it took Bleach shinigami ~ 10 years to master a bankai, and most accelerated training occurred in a desert-like setting, after a good deal of emo soul-searching.

Bankai can also translate as 'release.'

In essence, you are telling me you are off to achieve release because of me.

Again.

You never cease your lechery, do you.

[compliant]

No.

The truth is... I need you, Ruxi.

Now look into my eyes. Tell me you don't feel the same way.

[extradite]

[compliant]

I understand that your gif's unimpressed expression is only there to mask the bedroomiest of bedroom eyes.

Let's get it on.

[extradite]

Sorry, you're not the mecha manifestation of my dead mother

I can't get it up for you

[compliant]

Fuck.

I can't do this anymore.

You win. :(