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so haven, I heard you were in need of more ninjas y/n?

s'up! I'm ash and I suck at intro's. I'll be playing your resident uchiha itachi who is kind of a big loser and not cool at all. : ( he's an overpowered ninja with lots of emotions revolving around his younger brother and their dead family.

uhhh. he'll be coming in from chapter 590 after he's dead (a second time) which means hey cool thanks for the revival stint...! his app is here if you want anything more specific. he'll be living in #33.3 with an obnoxious shithead for a roommate (aka naruto) so you should maybe feel bad for him.

oh!!! you can also find me on plurk at medics.

I think I covered everything???? maybe???? anyway hi haven, let's be friends. (and by 'friends' I mean let itachi be a weird creep all over your characters.)

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congratulations???

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U


R SUCH

A BUTT!!!!!!!!!

i'm revoking your otouto slumber-party privileges if you keep this up

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excuse me.

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you heard.

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ah yes good, just making sure my hearing isn't going like my eyesight

"yes itachi-san, sasuke can stay whenever he likes, also i'm very sorry for being such a disrespectful roommate, i hope i can do better in the future"

yes

excellent

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I'M GONNA PEE ON ALL YOUR STUFF WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING

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naruto-kun we should probably discuss your poor bladder control before it gets out of hand

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OH MY GOD

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I'm just concerned for your well being, that's all.