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[massacring]

so haven, I heard you were in need of more ninjas y/n?

s'up! I'm ash and I suck at intro's. I'll be playing your resident uchiha itachi who is kind of a big loser and not cool at all. : ( he's an overpowered ninja with lots of emotions revolving around his younger brother and their dead family.

uhhh. he'll be coming in from chapter 590 after he's dead (a second time) which means hey cool thanks for the revival stint...! his app is here if you want anything more specific. he'll be living in #33.3 with an obnoxious shithead for a roommate (aka naruto) so you should maybe feel bad for him.

oh!!! you can also find me on plurk at medics.

I think I covered everything???? maybe???? anyway hi haven, let's be friends. (and by 'friends' I mean let itachi be a weird creep all over your characters.)

Comments

[jutsu]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING UP THE DEEPTHROATING THING OH MY G OD

[ashesofrevenge]

It's a valid way to shut him up This coming form the guy who all but declared his love in front of everyone. . .Do I need to pull out #1 crush and start blaring that for you, Naruto. . .

[jutsu]

only if you want me to follow you around blasting taylor swift

[ashesofrevenge]

And here I thought you would go with Carrie Underwood's before he cheats. . .

[jutsu]

it's a never ending loop of YOU BELONG WITH ME and I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN



with the occasional call me maybe

[ashesofrevenge]

. . . . .

wow. this has gone full on teengirl!creeper. . .then again, naruto was something of a stalker before another uchiha went batshit on the world. . .

[jutsu]

is this the part where you ask me how long i've been seventeen

[ashesofrevenge]

i'm glad you went with 17 there and not something else. . .