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[super_nanny]

"Avengers Blooper: Coulson!" (Watch on YouTube)

HELLO HAVEN

Nikki (aka that girl who plays that really stoic archer [xxxHolic] and that really annoying kaiju nerd [Pacific Rim]) here with my third character: Agent Phil Coulson from Marvel's Cinematic Universe.

He'll be coming from the end of the Avengers, post-death, and with some alternate game info. Basically he knows some Supernatural and Buffy the Vampire Slayer peeps and info, and he got a tattoo. No Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. stuff yet, but having just watched the finale, this might change in July; we'll see.

Anyway, he'll be dropping in with the rest of the newbies tomorrow and waking up in Room #14.2. 8) Looking forward to chillin' with you, roomies.

Comments

[knifecollecting]

TATTOO

coulson what did you do

[super_nanny]

HE GOT A WINCHESTER TATTOO THAT KEEPS SUPERNATURAL!DEMONS OUT OF YOUR BODY it was for a mission

they were takning out meg

[knifecollecting]

hot

...gj coulson.

[super_nanny]

holla

u kno him

badass tattoos all up in here

[knifecollecting]

it's only one tattoo don't get too far ahead of the game

[super_nanny]

$20 says he's got cap's shield on his butt

[knifecollecting]

that's not that badass coulson

a little creepy

[super_nanny]

he had a lot of taquila that night, ok

[knifecollecting]

moving into the pathetic category

[super_nanny]

HE WAS YOUNG AND DRUNK WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM

HE DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY WAS STILL ALIVE AND FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE OK

[knifecollecting]

soooooo creepy

[niceguypose]

Welcome to the game! Well, I'm new here too, but. Yes. I'm Gore and I have Rock Lee here from Naruto. Looks like we'll be roomies! Two dorky badass normals rooming together, what could go wrong?

[super_nanny]

HELL YES ROOMMATES WITH ROCK LEE it's like my birthday.

Hi Gore, I'm Nikki! Welcome to the game!! I'm definitely looking forward to these two dorks interacting and maybe getting to fight monsters and stuff together 8 )

[niceguypose]

Wait why did I say welcome to the game THAT'S YOUR LINE welcome your new character I guess?!

But yes nice to meet you Nikki! I'm looking forward to all of those things and more!

[super_nanny]

YES WELCOME TO BOTH OUR NEW CHARACTERS, YAY!!!

SO EXCITED

[niceguypose]

AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

[kulak]

[super_nanny]

[kulak]

legit going to be their first conversation tho:

[super_nanny]

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT CAPTAIN AMERICA????

[kulak]

fdjkfldsgflas OMFG COULSON DO NOT POP OUT OF FLOOR TILES AROUND HIM, THAT IS A GOOD WAY TO GET SHANKED

[super_nanny]

pls don't shank him, he died once already

[vdova]

bucky NO, BAD BUCKY, NO SHANKING

[super_nanny]

that is literally the best face and it makes me so happy

[vdova]

tasha makes the best faces

[kulak]

BTTTTTTTTTTT

but whack a mole in russian is SHANK A HO

no? is that not right?

did they install the wrong russian into him?

[super_nanny]

i think ur translator is broken buddy

[kulak]

gdi, this is what you get when you buy from commies

[super_nanny]

this is why we can't have nice things

because you bought everything in russia

[vdova]

HELLO HERE TOO

[super_nanny]

WELL GEE IT'S LIKE WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN AGES

[vdova]

I KNOW RIGHT HOW HAVE YOU BEEN HOW'S THAT TEAM OF RAGTAG AGENTS

[super_nanny]

WELL MY FUTURE!SENSES SAYS THAT IT'S PRETTY GR8 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE HYDRA GUY THING

OOPS

[vdova]

eyecandy my ass

[super_nanny]

KICK HIS ASS, BB, I GOT UR FLOWER

[vdova]

thanks bae

[super_nanny]

gurl u kno i got ur back

[vdova]

u3u

[super_nanny]

<3

[tricksterofasgard]

I already said it, but COULSOOOOOON!!!

[anomaliiiiies]

Oh, it's you.

[zeropoints]

pls as if Phil isn't everyone's favorite <3

[bettercallit]

COULSON.

And you play an archer, so Clint might have to stalk all of your people. XD

[super_nanny]

omg pls though I would love for Doumeki to meet Clint

[bettercallit]

We'll make it happen! They can form a club and be awesome together.