Introing the intro

[compliant]

'allo 'allo!

I am a Jes and I am bringing in Anri Sonohara from DRRR!!, and this is where my pre-emptive apology will go to anyone who actually has to interact with her. She's as close an actual person can get to being uncanny valley seriously what the hell is wrong with her quiet, shy, asocial, rather apologetic, and she has a voice in her head that wants to cut you and make you bleed! She is in room #1.008, so that should be fun.

Say hi, Anri.



...good girl.

She is, essentially and rather unfortunately, the godmode that flaps in the night... but she will never actually use the ability because I don't want to. :D Other than that, I hope you all will bear with both of us: her for her terse and occasional non-verbal tags, and me for being a somewhat slow RPer. I am really excited to be here and play with all of you! ♥

As for contact, I have an HMD post here and will generally try to get back to you in a reasonable time frame!

OKAY, JES OUT. o/

Comments

[compliant]

See I was totally expecting something like,

"OH GOD NO IT'S HER AGAIN FFFFF GET IN THE CAR."

This is much better. :3c

Hello.

[mellowyellow]

PSHAW.

But no, seriously. I could never. You're too good an Anri for that~

[compliant]

I am glad you think so! I will try not to let you or Kida down... although I am a bit concerned about what he's doing with his hands there.

[mellowyellow]

Look, if he was reaching for/imitating/otherwise alluding to Anri-chan's bountiful boobs, he would be much less subtle about it.

[compliant]

Thank you for clarifying. I regret all my life choices up until now.

[mellowyellow]

You're welcome. Now I know for sure that my characterization is spot on.

[compliant]

Your characterisation was always spot on!

It's why I, you know.

Hid in the bushes and watched.

mO_Om

See, my icon, that's— that's Anri being stealthy, yeah.

[mellowyellow]

But if the bushes obscure your view of my perfect bod, you won't get the complete experience!

I suggest elopement. It worked for Saki.

Yeah? Well this is Masaomi and Mikado watching Anri watching Masaomi. Stalkerception. What now.

[compliant]

I am surprisingly okay with— ...wait, who's eloping?

Anri sees your stalkerception and raises you... Mikado's yandere fantasy.

[mellowyellow]

...Everyone?

Except Izaya. He's not invited. Again.

DESTROYED BY IMAGINARY PUPPET THEATER! I lie here defeated. Yet all I can concede is Erika's latest Mikida fanfiction.

[compliant]

Izaya's never invited.

Okay. Ikebukuro's seventeen person wedding, go! Anri's too much man for all of you, anyway.

Yeah, you blush, Kida-kun. Anri knew it all along. You win... her shirt being popped open unnecessarily!

[mellowyellow]

She really is. Just look at that manly cleavage.

We're breaking off from the other wives tonight and having a Raira Trio threesome. You brought this on yourself, you sexy icon you.

[compliant]

Mikado's in the middle, Anri on top. Tell your friends.

[mellowyellow]

What other friends?

I mean-

He will tell his friends the appropriately exaggerated lie that he sees fit to tell them! Rawr!