+ 1 pirate samurai... thing

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EYYY WHAT'S UP FUCKERS my name is Timpeni and I'm bringing in Chōsokabe Motochika of the Sengoku Basara fame. He's basically a pirate in a country full of overpowered samurai and the big bro you never had. Unless you're Ieyasu or Motonari because fuck them. To those who care: he's got that problematic 'lmao my home was ransacked and everyone is dead' spiel going on right now, so he's not as cheerful as he can be. Also, he thinks it was Ieyasu (his former bro 8( ) who did it, so fuck that guy.

And to those who don't care: he swings a huge anchor around like it ain't nothing, watch your head, and don't diss on his pirate skills. WITH THAT AWAY you can find me at Timpeni! NOW LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

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ugh wow rude

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okay i take it back

ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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oh uh

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ANIKI TO YOU

HE'S HERE TO PILLAGE ALL YOUR rather miserably small amount of GOODS

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mother of--

HE WAS USING THAT TOOTHPASTE

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what even is this

it doesn't taste nice

but it does leave your mouth feeling minty fresh

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probably the first time aniki's mouth has ever slightly resembled clean

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OH WOW YOU LITTLE

wait hold on, motochika has to tell the kids to cover their ears before swearing his head off

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wow

so badass

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obviously, you've only just noticed???

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it took a moment