A biologist, a chemist, and a mathematician walk into a bar...

[verinumeri]

yo guys so

One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.

...

actually, I'm really here to say, the exam... happened... and so I'm sliding back and something something standard advisory statement to the effect of:

prepare yourselves for an onslaught of backtagging which you are as ever free to ignore!


ps

Did you hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a tangent ?

Comments

[fortunefavored]

...what have we said about you telling jokes

[verinumeri]

[fortunefavored]

WOW

WOW REALLY?

YOU'RE PULLING THIS SHIT OUT NOW THAT THE SPIRAL CRAZINESS IS NO LONGER A THING

[verinumeri]

I mean, it's no longer a thing.


ok so has newton ever used this one:

Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
A: Mitosis

[fortunefavored]

wow no his jokes are not that lame

though i'm p sure he's used any of the following pickup lines at some point in his life

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Are you a start codon? because you're turning me on

and other ridiculous nonsense

[verinumeri]

they are absolutely that lame, he just thinks he's cooler than biology jokes because he's in deep denial of his nerditude


...have they ever worked

[fortunefavored]

he says they do

he might be lying

[verinumeri]

[fortunefavored]

hey

hey hermann

hermann

If newt had to choose between DNA and RNA, he’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

:>

[verinumeri]

[verinumeri]

yes well he supposes that

[verinumeri]

his love for newt is akin to

a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

[verinumeri]

Mathematic puns are the first sine of madness.

[fortunefavored]

JFC

[verinumeri]

For a good prime call: 555.793.7369

[verinumeri]

squints suspiciously at 9 and 6

either they're wrong or I don't fully get that one

[fortunefavored]

yeah i was gonna say

what

[fortunefavored]

either that or

ding dong you are wrong

but i thought that might not be appreciated

[verinumeri]

idk man I'm getting these off websites

you'd think they'd have caught that given they've got shit like

Q: Why can't you grow wheat in Z/6Z ?
A: Because it's not a field.


so I assume I'm missing something...

[verinumeri]

Love is never having to say you're sorry. Statistics is never having to say you're certain.

[fortunefavored]

And advanced mathematics is i.

[verinumeri]

hdu

[fortunefavored]

admit it, that was clever

[verinumeri]

it doesn't make sense THEY AREN'T THAT AT ALL

[fortunefavored]

it makes total sense

you don't make sense

[verinumeri]

What's a polar bear?

[verinumeri]

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

[fortunefavored]

FUCKIN

gdi jules u r killin me here

[verinumeri]

Without geometry, life is pointless.

[blowfish]

this post smells like a nerd's locker

[verinumeri]

you're just denying how hungry you are

[blowfish]

are you coming onto me

[verinumeri]

i am merely insinuating that you very probably have an intense if subconscious desire to "get on this" nerd aroma

or at the very least share it

[blowfish]

are u askin me for a threesome wit??? newt.

i heard somewhere it's not gay if it's a threeway

[verinumeri]

nein you're already involved in one with mr. deadpool and mr. touchdown

and who knows where you'll end up with mr (dr????) carlos and that odd trio

it's just too much risk

[blowfish]

not down to swing? too much risk in what way dr gottlieb? are you afraid i will < / 3 break your heart?

or is it... i'm afraid you will break mine :'(

[fortunefavored]

/plays sad violin music

[blowfish]

just where did all these homosexuals come from anywa y

[verinumeri]

really i was more concerned about stds

[blowfish]

that's why god made protection

[crownless]

this post is gay as heckie

hi jules ilu