weekend at kite's: the player plot

[cibopath]

Tl;dr -- Diego Brando (diosauria) and Tony Chu are going to steal Kite's body and turn it into a dinosaur.

No, really.

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY.... Since Kite's body is lying around, and these two have very, er, unique powers, Tony and Dio are going to be taking (what's left of) Kite's corpse and saving it until Dio's powers have returned. At that point, they'll be using it for information! Diego's powers will temporarily bring him back to life as a dinosaur zombie that he will be interrogating for answers, and when that works, or doesn't work, Tony's going to use the good ol' cibopathy to see what information he can get out of Kite's body. This will take place between roughly today, when they steal and hide the body, to two weeks from then on October 12th, when Diego's powers return (as he died during the event).

What we wanna know is:

1) Is there anyone interested in participating in this player plot with us, and
2) Is anyone currently planning anything with Kite's corpse as well? We would hate to oocly step on any toes (unless you'd like us to do this ICly which could be really fun to play out-- let me or Corinne know here or on plurk or PM if you're interested)! FEEL FREE TO FIGHT THEM FOR THE BODY TOO i am sure it is in high demand for kicking/peeing on/etc

Thanks guys! :9

Comments

[oralfixations]

STILES WOULD OBVIOUSLY.

If only to be traumatized.

[cibopath]

sorry stiles they're both really gross and will be defiling the corpse for the sake of information (kite doesnt deserve an undisturbed corpse its okay)

[diosauria]

LMFAO SORRY... AGAIN... STILES

[oralfixations]

STOP DOING THIS WEIRD SHIT.

...maybe he could stumble on them?

Stiles would legit would be interested in information. His desire for that would overpower his gross-factor, mostly.

[diosauria]

Yo I'm down! They'd probably be pretty noticeable, and if he doesn't spot them while they're transferring the corpse diego would still be inclined to stop hints about it around the room, so whatever's easier to get Stiles in on it works for me!

[oralfixations]

Stiles iwll probably see the hints and go poking about.

[diosauria]

wow sorry autocorrect at 1 in the morning really butchered that reply-- but yeah, sounds good, diego is not very subtle and stiles can come poking after them

[ishotyouuu]

Wade will have already stolen Kite's heart at that point (literally, of course) for his own nefarious purposes, but whatever you do with the rest of him is fair game.

Also, if you'd like Wade to participate in this I'd be totally open to it! He and Tony need to talk about That Thing that happened in the maze anyway.

[cibopath]

No heart is okay!! :9 Tony doesn't need the heart, just any part of Kite's flesh, and I'm fairly certain that Diego wouldn't require the heart for sure either since.... zombie, yes.

YES OFC help them drag his rotten french ass somewhere, maybe they can stick him in an unoccupied block's fridge so he doesnt smell the place up so bad

[diosauria]

Kite had a heart?????

[clockeyes]

I want Cheriour to be in this because OBVIOUSLY HAVING A CLOCKWORK ANGEL WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS MORE WACKIER

but he'll probably ICly be there because he just wants to ensure you guys aren't like, messing with demonic powers or anything NO MESSING WITH DARK POWERS YOU GUYS >8I

[diosauria]

LMFAO WELL ACTUALLY

IT'S... QUITE THE OPPOSITE diego's power is fueled by the piece of a saint

that he keeps in his head

yeah

[cibopath]

(the saint is literal jesus)

[diosauria]

I DON'T LIKE JUST SAYING THAT but yeah it's. it's jesus.

[clockeyes]

what the actual hell, diego

okay cheriour has definitely got to be in this because YOU'RE KEEPING THE LORD IN YOUR HEAD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[diosauria]

Listen we're not lying when we say they have unique powers

But no I'm always down for people who would notice this bullshit being like ?????, the deal is that he has the mummified left eye of jesus christ sitting behind his real left eye and it fronts whenever he uses his powers so that's... probably noticeable

let's resurrect kite with jesus everyone!

[weaselshot]

Dante has guns, he can totally deal with keeping dinosaurs in line no problem (aka I'm in). Plus he can tell you whether Kite's fuelled by the powers of the devil or anything of that sort.

[diosauria]

Normal Kite was definitely some sort of evil lizard demon in the first place, let's be real

Surprising absolutely nobody, jojo dinosaurs are weird and can't really be shot by bullets, but diego would probably give some abridged lesson on how to take them down (or tony will, more likely, since diego is a weenie about revealing his weaknessess) just in case, because how bad would it be if dino kite somehow got loose? it'd be bad. the answer is very bad.

[weaselshot]

He has a demonic sword and a demon form but they're not as cool as guns :V but yes, Dante is up for being muscle plus dinosaurs are cool. Dinomancy is a thing that is cool. Kite as a dinosaur, not as much.

[monarchical]

Sonia is...curious what Tony would learn....................

[cibopath]

He will share his findings with her, absolutely. 8)

[monarchical]

IF NOT INVOLVEMENT, SHE WILL TAKE A PHONECALL OF DEETS, TONY. because who isn't curious, lbr

[cibopath]

OH DEF. Tony's actually going to make a network post with this information, as well as an active call for anyone....... able to do useful stuff with/at??? the body.... these two can only see bits and pieces, ofc.

[verinumeri]

I WAS WONDERING IF TONY'D BE TAKING A BITE.

[cibopath]

IT'S TONY OF COURSE HE WOULD

[runsaway]

WELL Sam would definitely like to hear the results, at the very least. (Are these going to be publicised??) Also Sam's good for autopsies if that's anything that could be helpful after they're done with him.

[cibopath]

Yes, Tony will be publicizing the information once Diego's done his thing, too!! And the autopsy would be super helpful, as well-- seeing as it's Kite, both of their powers can probably only do so much.

[runsaway]

Awesome! Then I'll definitely have him bother their posts and probably offer to help.