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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote in [community profile] havenooc2014-10-17 07:57 pm
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+1 babyfaced yakuza

hello hello! My name is Katar and 100% fresh meat to Haven but excited to be here nonetheless. I'm bringing Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu from Dangan Ronpa 2 and I don't have any funny gifs to go along with it because lol visual novels. So instead, you can have this because it actually sums this little jerk up pretty well:



Kuzuryuu is the "Super High School Level Yakuza" which is a really ridiculous way of saying he's the bestest of the best high school age yakuza. Though don't be surprised if you occasionally find yourself asking if they even did a background check on him because he can be kind of surprisingly moral sometimes (underage drinking is bad kids. so is driving without a license) He's foul-mouthed, rude, and has an incredibly short (and violent) temper. So don't call him something like "babyface" if you like your fingers where they are. But he's actually a decent and fairly sweet guy underneath all the bad attitude and foul language. CAN'T ADMIT HE CARES BECAUSE HE IS A BIG TOUGH YAKUZA, TSUNS GONNA TSUN. Anyway, he'll be in apartment #20.3!

I think that just about covers it! I'm looking forward to playing with you all and feel free to add me on plurk at [plurk.com profile] robokatar!
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
HI KATAR. you already know who all I play. AND I GAVE YOU THE APARTMENT PAGE, RIGHT?

so i have nothing constructive to say except I'M SO HAPPY...
impheired: give negative fucks before. it's actually rather impressive. i want to study under them. (happy ♚ i've never SEEN someone)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DID AT ONE POINT, YES. i'm still filling out the fears/regrets thing though ahahaha...haha...APARTMENTS STUFF LATER. AUTHORITY BLOND BUNK, BEST BUNK. HELL YEAH.

i'm super excited too. i need to go make some sonia and kuzuryuu icons...I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS FORGETTING TO DO TODAY.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
FOR LATER, then. BUT YEAH, IT IS. as long as he doesn't unhook her privacy sheet it will be fine! tho i suppose she has to make room in her stuff for his...stuff...

icons i will steal
impheired: me look like im always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it’s usually true (swag ♚ gangsta lyfe)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
as if he would do something so terrible... HE DOESN"T WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED, SONIA. and wow, yeah, get right on that, princess. chop chop.

of course
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
he needs less clothes space and stuff than her though right because he's smaller

right

AND WOW WHY IS HE ASSUMING SHE SLEEPS NAKED............
impheired: by angry chipmunks than live your life for 24 hours. (stare ♚ i'd rather be castrated)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
ummm no that's not how that works. rude. :I

HE'S NOT ASSUMING SHE SLEEPS NAKED BUT HE DOES ASSUME THAT SHE CHANGES CLOTHES BACK THERE??? WHY ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE A CURTAIN, SONIA.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
SHE IS A PRINCESS, SHE DESERVES MORE CABINET SPACE!!! for all her WEAPONS.

SHE DOES THAT also the curtain is like 60% so nothing anyone else does disturbs her as she sleeps and 40% for changing, tbh

y'all can open and close windows and do whatever else and she doesn't have to be a part of it...............
impheired: so persistent with it, and i just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES, I'M OUT (sulk ♚ he and the nurses kept being)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
HE IS A YAKUZA HEIR HE DESERVES JUST AS MUCH CABINET SPACE, FUCK YOU!!!! show him all your weapons though, he is intrigued by WEAPONS.

wow, sonia. wow.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
she will give him 2 handguns if he lets her keep 70% of the cabinet space
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
70%

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU 2 GUNS OR ANY GUNS hordes them
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
70% and she will throw in a knife
impheired: for his car keys. but this time he made it to the valet garage. all the attendants gathered around and watched. (sigh ♚ as usual i had to fight him)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
69.5% okay fine.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
she only has one extra knife so he is actually getting a deal here ok!!!!

NEGOTIATION...

this was such a useful thread
impheired: regardless of the fact that its april fool's day. (laugh ♚ wow your whole life is a joke)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
the funny part is i'm fairly sure this is about how it would play out ic'ly too...though maybe with more back and forth of 60-70.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
HAMMERING OUT ROOMMATE TREATIES ARE IMPORTANT, OKAY. And Sonia is 100% willing to bribe people to get what she wants when what she wants is extra space for her stuff...

...it is very easy to see this actually happening ic'ly yes...
impheired: today for ¥90500 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free, fuck that. then i remembered murder is illegal (stare ♚ i saw a fake skeleton for sale)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
we know what we must do now.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
already planning to bring up a comment about how she will clear out like 30% of the cabinet for him

SHE'S HAD 100% FOR LIKE 9 MONTHS...laughs...
impheired: me look like im always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it’s usually true (stare ♚ god. dammit. komaeda.)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
how...kind of you, sonia. that suggestion will go over so well.
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[personal profile] monarchical 2014-10-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
well how else will they get on the topic!!!!

she has a ton of clothes and belongings okay she accumulated...
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[personal profile] braavado 2014-10-18 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hi Katar, welcome to the game!!

I'm Kamilah and I play Korra (The Legend of Korra) and Rue (The Hunger Games) here. Looks like Korra and Kuzuryuu are going to be roomies! And Sonia's one of her best friends so she'll definitely want to get to know him at some point!
impheired: to make a catapult to spread my grandpa's cremated remains. i love my family. (happy ♚ my cousins just decided)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
hello kamilah! I've heard a lot about korra and sonia from lucy already so i'm excited for that! should be fun.
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[personal profile] bloomnobly 2014-10-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
KAZOO

HOORAY
impheired: mouse traps and brownies on my porch? (unsure ♚ just wondering. did you put)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
YUYUKO.

HOOR-- oh wait he doesn't remember you. AGAIN. FOR LIKE THE THIRD TIME NOW.
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[personal profile] bloomnobly 2014-10-18 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
ikr

"ah.........this again............./lays down"
impheired: am i looking at that tree? am i looking at your dick? who knows! (talk ♚ i love sunglasses.)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
poor yuyuko...

at least this time maybe they can actually get to know each other before one of them dies horribly. that's a plus?????????
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[personal profile] bloomnobly 2014-10-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
YES

IF PEKO IS YOUMU IN THIS EQUATION THAT MUST MEAN SHE IS KAZOO SO WHY DID THEY NEVER HAVE MORE THAN TWO CONVERSATIONS

begins to lament the lack of fanart of yuyuko in a suit
impheired: there are no repercussions for my actions. (sassy ♚ apparently i have decided)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I CANNOT SPEAK TO BLANK STATE BUT CRAVEN CASTLE WAS BECAUSE 1) KAZOO WAS A JERK AND 2) YUYUKO DIED RIGHT AS HE KIND OF STOPPED BEING A JERK. ALSO HIS TEAMMATE KILLED HER. SO.

circumstances will be better now. and wow that is a shame. what do people have against ladies in suits???
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[personal profile] wharfs 2014-10-18 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
KATAR IT'S YOU you didn't put your plurk on your intro BUT HI HI HELLO AGAIN
impheired: and i've already had like three mid-life crises. (facepalm ♚ i'm only seventeen)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...I DID BUT I BORKED UP THE CODE OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME UNTIL NOW?

HELLO AGAIN TIMPENI.
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[personal profile] perfectstrike 2014-10-18 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
sup bocchan
impheired: me look like im always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it’s usually true (distress ♚ but we don't have licenses!!)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
plz take off that mask, pekpek you know he doesn't like it. ur gonna make him cry.
perfectstrike: (mask | take it off)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2014-10-18 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ok time for execution then
impheired: happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what, i'm pretty much just always crying (sad ♚ it's embarrassing being a)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[personal profile] enshields 2014-10-18 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
All I'm taking away from this is pre-serum Steve and Kuzuryuu are basically the same person because wow, that picture tho.

Hello and welcome! I'm also completely new, but I'd love to do things once we're both settled! I think these two would get along in... weird ways.

(I'm Roy, btw! Nice to meet you.)
impheired: it's like god was willing me to be an asshole. i haven't filled my quota for the day (sultry ♚ man sorry about that.)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you too, Roy! And Kuzuryuu and pre-serum Steve definitely have a few similarities. Tiny and fierce and picking fights they really probably shouldn't, ALL THAT FUN STUFF. So yeah, it could be really interesting, I'm all for that!
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[personal profile] enshields 2014-10-18 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Also I just noticed your username, which is both hilarious and adorable. That in an amazing pun omg.

But yes! If you do a top level in the intro log I will definitely look for you. o/
impheired: you know what that means~ it means you can all kiss my ass. (smirk ♚ it's national kissing day!)

[personal profile] impheired 2014-10-18 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE PUNS. Pun usernames are my lifeblood so thank you.

Sweet! I will probably be doing one on the intro log once he gets about 10 million issues ironed out with his castmates because the dangans are a complicated bunch.
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[personal profile] enshields 2014-10-18 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
BOY DO I KNOW THAT FEELING.

stares at cast


stares at hands


ANYWAY! Good luck wrangling your castmates, hope to see you around. :3
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[personal profile] paycheck 2014-10-18 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
KATAR.........!!!

oh man idk if you remember me BUT HI I'M SQUEE we used to play together a very long time ago so this is kind of blowing my mind but. right.

WELCOME TO HAVEN i play sarutobi sasuke from sengoku basara and he's kind of the biggest jerk to ever jerk so uh. hopefully if we ever thread these two won't. get into an altercation because sasuke respects absolutely no one and has a very grey moral compass (lol ninja)

WE'LL SEE

anyway i hope you enjoy yourself, looking forward to seeing you around!
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