+1 witchy witch

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hello hello Haven! I'm Mei and I'm going to be bringing in one (1) Jeanne from Bayonetta! she's a witch who can do cool witchy things like brewing up magical compounds, transforming into animals, summoning demons, punching a god into the sun — you know, the usual. She's also the BFF ( emphasis on the Forever part since they've been a thing for 500+ years ) of the titular character who may or may not have been causing trouble in this place. If anyone's looking at Jeanne to rein her in, well — bad news, sorry! Jeanne's a pretty bad enabler ( seriously it's a plot point ). Anyway, she'll be living in apartment 25.2! come bother* and distract her from this run-down place, which is so totally not a venue for all that Italian haute couture she's fond of wearing.

if you'd like to add me on plurk to plot/chat/whatever, you can find me at vivisection! I'm looking forward to playing here!

*characters who are French or French aficionados or history buffs highly encouraged since she's heavily implied to be the Jeanne d'Arc of her canon. Come prepared to have your illusions shattered; this lady's got a mouth on her.

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[monarchical]

Hello! I'm Lucy, with three! The first is Sonia Nevermind from Super Dangan Ronpa 2. As such, her spoiler opt-out is here if you need it! She's an upbeat, polite princess who can be a little quirky - she likes horror films, the occult, and serial killers...and knows how to drive a tank.

The second is Ty Lee from Avatar: the Last Airbender. She's a skilled hand-to-hand combatant, who once ran away from home to join the circus...though now she works as a warrior lady officially at home. She likes auras and yoga and things and is pretty perky and friendly.

The third and final is Rapunzel from Tangled! She's a very friendly and curious Disney princess who admittedly rambles when she's nervous and such. She's fairly sweet and has a billion hobbies and will talk about pretty much whatever.

They're all fairly socially inclined, so hopefully I'll get to hit you up sometime. Welcome aboard!

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hey Lucy, nice to meet you! I actually. went ahead and spoiled myself for SDR2 pretty early on because I have no self-control so I'm good to go with that aha. I'm not as familiar with Ty Lee or Avatar... but I do know Rapunzel and she's a cutie! She and Jeanne should definitely have a chat about magical haircare someday, y/n.

can't wait to throw Jeanne at your three ladies! thanks for the welcome!

[monarchical]

always yyyyyyyyyy for magical haircare talks with rapunzel!!!

[braavado]

Hi Mei! Welcome to Haven!

Bayo's been been to see around the game, so I'm glad she's getting castmates now. I'm Kamilah and I play Korra from Avatar: Legend of Korra here. I hope we get to thread together at some point!

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hi Kamilah! haha I'm glad that Bayo's had a presence here, it'll make the inevitable explanations of the wild ride that is Bayonetta lore a bit easier to understand. Hopefully. Excited to thread with you too!

[kaihentai]

what a babe

welcome

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she and baeyonetta are the baddest babes ikr

— aaand I'm so sorry I never got back to you on the test drive since life decided to throw a million things at me right after I posted! I'll make it up to you on the intro log, promise. AND IF NOT THERE THEN SOMEWHERE/TIME ELSE. I need this CR.

[kaihentai]

I AN NOT ABOVE USING THE SAME RESPONSE ON YOUR INTRO POST.... if she does point a gun in it I'd so be down! And don't worry at all. Life happens!

[pluvial]

hello mei! i'm ame and i play this dumb jock from reborn and a gay vocaloid terminator from dramatical murder, but the main thing is, i just wanted to say that jeanne is my favorite and i'm really happy to see her here. ;w; bayo here is fab so i'm super excited that she's got castmates! i hope we can thread together sometime, welcome to haven!

[bulletarts]

hi ame!! oh gosh Jeanne's your favorite? high five for good taste! though the other characters are amazing too. I hope I can live up to your expectations if/when we do thread together!

[pluvial]

yeah!! actually tbh i didn't really like her at first but she definitely grew on me, especially the part at the end where you can play as her. ;w;

i'm sure you will! but yeah i'll definitely try to throw yamamoto at her sometime!

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Please don't summon any more demons.

The last one ate her surrogate brother's soul. It wasn't awesome.

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eugh, I bet not! can't really promise that Jeanne will keep her demon-summoning tendencies under control... but then again, the demons she summons aren't the sort to eat human souls anyway. Horrific "angelic" things are more to their taste.

besides just look at this giant bug thing! isn't it adorable.

[backwordscompatible]

/MAGICS UP A CAN OF BUG SPRAY OMGWTFBBQ


No

No, it is not.

[voluptuous]

BFF

WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE UGLY DULL GREY CITY RED

AND GET PEOPLE IN TROUBLE

AND BE TRAUMATIZED

well the last one isn't good BUT THE REST

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NO THE LAST ONE ISN'T GOOD 0/10 worst vacation ever

but at least she's spending it with cerezita ♥

[entreats]

I didn't even know you were apping here specifically, mei... hey!!

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HEY JELLE!! fancy seeing you here, how you doing. My friend who plays the amazing Bayonetta dragged me here all of a sudden, so I guess this is a bit of a surprise? or not, since well. this character is a witch and all aha. Sorry, Ange.

[entreats]

LMFAO... there we go, even more witches in haven. even if ange will just forever be sideglancing at other witches, she's got too much bad experience with this shit as.. you know....

[superieure]

come befriend Monet St. Croix she is French, a history buff, and a private detective who is also terribly concerned with this lack of available fashion choices

oh and I suppose I play two others

[bulletarts]

this. sounds like it could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship oh gosh. I will definitely make a point to have Jeanne bump into her eventually ( and your two others, if possible?? )

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My brain definitely added an extra 't' in your username and I read it as 'bullet tarts' and I was like WELL SHE IS A BIT OF A TART BUT MAYBE THAT'S OVER THE LINE

and

then I realized I should probably get my eyes checked.


ANYWAY. Hello Mei! I'm Roy, nice to meet you. I am definitely excited to throw Steve at Jeanne, since. History buff+French speaker+total nerd = DEFINITELY SOME SHENANIGANS.

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HAHA you're not the only one... I am a member of the 'reading my own usernames incorrectly' club, nice to meet you too, Roy. I know absolutely nothing about Steve except he's apparently the mascot for some country with eagles and freedom? weird! but seriously — yes, shenanigans will probably be happening with these two. Fun fact: Jeanne also has a day job as a history teacher when she's not kicking angel butt! so that might be an interesting thing too. and sometimes she's a superhero who goes by the name of Cutie J, but shh. Top secret.

[enshields]

Eagles, freedom, yes, but you missed the fireworks!! and apple pie!! Gosh.

-- I DON'T THINK I PLAYED ENOUGH BAYONETTA TO GET TO THAT POINT omg seriously. Cutie J that is adorable. I got like... halfway through it when it first came out but ended up getting distracted and never finished it. NOW I KIND OF WANT TO, THOUGH.

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it's okay captain america i read it as 'bulletfarts' by accident...

ANYWAY HELLO i'm sib and i play garry (eeek) and ada here! I loooove Bayonetta, so I'm super happy to see a Jeanne joining, too! I look forward to tagging her ALTHOUGH IDK WHO WITH... I'LL FIGURE IT OUT

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LMAO OH NO must... unsee...

nice to meet you sib! THROW BOTH OF THEM AT HER, SEE WHAT STICKS? haha I do love Garry though ( as well as the whole Ib cast, ugh such a good game ), so I might tag him with her if the chance comes up. And... make sure Jeanne doesn't pull out any of her scarier tricks while doing so.