an angel draws near! command?

[flightlessness]

'Sup everyone! Chlor, player of your resident albino alien (no, not Kaworu, but Alcor (jumyouboshi)) here with a second character: Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising!


Or you know him from Smash Bros. Probably Smash Bros.

He's...well, an angel, embodying all the traits you'd expect of one: selfless, annoyingly optimistic, heroic, friendly, dorky, video game nerd, lover of hot springs, practically a sentai hero complete with cheesy taunts and finisher lines, and not the smartest angel in the flock. Okay, the last few aren't what you'd expect of an angel, but hey, it's how he has fun on the job, and for all intents and purposes, he is the quintessential teenage boy. Who happens to be the captain of a goddess's guard. Nothing too special.

Also, he can't fly, even with the wings he has. It's...it's a sore spot with him. Sorry, Pitty-pat.

He'll be rooming in 19.2 with Serara and Kevin! (Don't mind the down feather shedding, housemates.) If you need to contact me, I'm over at chlorophylls!

Comments

[crescentdruid]

Likewise, don't mind if Serara collects his shed feathers!!! ...don't judge her they're soft and pretty!

[flightlessness]

not sure if creepy or flattering

[niceguypose]

Hello there! I'm Gore, the player of Rock Lee from Naruto and now Tenzin from The Legend of Korra as well! I happen to have played Uprising and I'm quite the fan! So I'm very very excited to have Pit in the game. I'm sure he and Lee can engage in a number of dumb hijinks together.

[flightlessness]

hello gore! yes...they shall have all the shounen hijinks!!! sharing the brightest of ideas and the most passionate of heartfelt speeches.

[enshields]

Totally canonblind, but I took a peek at a couple of your TDM threads and Pit seems totally adorable and charming!

(also what is going on in that gif even it looks like-- a piece of ... shrimp...???)

Anyway! Hellohello, I'm Roy, new here, etc, etc.

[flightlessness]

awwww haha thank you! he's kind of a dork that way; i look forward to breaking him bouncing him off of people in haven, steve included!

(also that gif is just a tempura wizard turning poor pit into shrimp tempura for the munching...yes this is a real affliction in the game. i wanted to bring in the eggplant wizards so he could also turn into a walking eggplant, but alas they aren't allowed :c)

the tempura wizards are though. guess what's coming to haven 8)

[enshields]

I am so bewildered by that entire. Thing. TEMPURA WIZARD. I just. How do people think these things up? (says the one that plays primarily from comics where it's totally okay for someone to turn into a tentacle monster and back again with no repercussions!)



Hannibal Lector would have a field day with this, I feel.

[evangelic]

HI CHLOR, WELCOME TO HAVEN

pit can be a Bad Angel with kaworu anyday

[flightlessness]

HELLO JENN THANKS FOR THE WELCOME

bad angel like rebelling against his creator or bad angel like doing dumb shit that make people frown loudly at them

'cause he's not a fan of the former but he will totally do the latter

[evangelic]

what a fucking goodie two shoes

[flightlessness]

excuse you it's in the job description!!!

[evangelic]

does he ALWAYS do what his job description tells him to do???

[flightlessness]

pretty much

[evangelic]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAME


WHOS LADY PALUTENA ANYWAY

[flightlessness]

pretty much his mom

not everyone can be a cool rebellious angel like tabris, okay

[evangelic]

WHY DOES SHE ONLY HAVE ONE STOCKING

THATS PRETTY REBELLIOUS IMO

[breastfriend]

i still cannot stand it when i get turned into that goddamn tempura WHY DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN, PIT, I TOLD YOU TO RUN

also hello, i'm erin! i just have this one swimming loser, nagisa hazuki from free, and he'll definitely join you in the annoying optimistic corner

[flightlessness]

hello erin, it's nice to meet another fan of the canon! i hope to do him justice...!!!

the annoying optimistic corner is the corner of winners

[breastfriend]

i'm sure you will!! also i think that technically counted as a pun since justice is his thing...

nagisa should introduce him to his other annoyingly optimistic friends and they call all work on cheering haven up

[flightlessness]

unintentional puns/bad intentional punts is how kid icarus rolls

damn right y'all need some sunshine in your lives

[crownless]

I 'M SO EXCITED GATHERS PIT TO BOSOM.............

I sorta got distracted from Uprising by smash bros other things, but oh no, pit is the actual cutest, i'm so excited to see him here ;u;

[flightlessness]

i'm happy to hear that you're excited for pit ;u; i hope to do him justice! sweet, sweet, kablooey, kablammy justice.

don't worry i completely understand, i say as i hide my 3ds with smash bros behind my back