obligatory +1

[enshields]

Hullo, game! It's a pleasure to be here, and lovely to meet everyone! My name's Roy and I'm bringing in this supersoldier here. For the canon familiar, he's post-Winter Soldier, for those that aren't - well, he's a chorus girl from the land of crying freedom eagles. Basically.

A caveat! I work a pretty insane schedule, and as a result my tagging can be the very definition of sporadic. PM is probably the best way to reach me.

ALSO I TOTALLY LOVE ALL KINDS OF CR so don't mind me if I just. Casually mash my face against you guys. hi.

Comments

[enshields]

... I really feel that was followed in spirit by a 'we meet again, Mr. Bond'.

[sidecars]

FOR THE LAST TIME!

Yes.

Hello c: enjoy your new loyal guinea hen following you around

[enshields]

... guinea... hen? I'M SORRY BUT DOES BUCKY LOOK ANYWHERE NEAR THIS FABULOUS?


?? ???


Yeah I didn't think so.

[sidecars]

SCREAMING EXCUSE YOU HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FABULOUSNESS???



LOOKS DEAD ON TO ME!! And besides the fabulousness is in the loyalty D< Those guinea hens follow their owners where ever they go!! School? Work? THEY DON'T CARE! THEY FOLLOWAN, SON!

[enshields]

YOU CAN'T JUST CALL HIM A CHIHUAHUA LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? YOU HAVE TO COMPARE HIM TO A COCK?

CLAIRE PLS.

[sidecars]

HIS BALLS ALONE WEIGH MORE THAN ALL OF CAPTAIN AMERICA!! And we haven't even gotten to his dick yet (nottalking)

The boy is a beast and you better get with it!!!! HE AIN'T TAKING YOUR SHIT!!

[enshields]

JFC THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT


by which I mean Steve's delicate sensibilities.


(not really since army trash talk but)

[sidecars]

Oohhh Cap :/ your delicate sensibilities are fodder for the smoldering fire that is his brattiness. He will consume you and it shall be a delight to watch 8DDD

Enjoy Fauxcap!

[enshields]

jesus how many innuendos can you cram into one tiny comment

is that your freaking superpower

[sidecars]

It is actually :/ they made Cap a super soldier and fashioned him the perfect boy for comedic relief and eyebrow-raising commentary.

Tax payers' money hard at work o9!!

Whatever Cap you love it :T don't act like you don't. You're flattered as hale so shut yer pie hole.

[enshields]

actual eighth grade science project bucky barnes.


AND HE'S NOT FLATTERED HE'S A LITTLE CREEPED OUT why are you a clone of his bff minus like a decade

why is that a thing

this place exists to torment him doesn't it

[sidecars]

Yeah basically :T He's a social experiment to see how terrifying they could make a teenager. And he came out pretty terrifying, so... CONGRATS!

OH BOO HOO NOW YOU HAVE TWO BUCKS TO PAT YOUR POOR STAR-SPANGLED BUTT NOW! Your life is so hard Cap! >T

[enshields]

I think you mean he has two -- Goddamn what is the plural of Bucky? Buckii? BUCKEYS? Buckies...

...

Anyway he's got two of them to babysit. Is surely what you meant.

[sidecars]

Buck... Buckies...? Yeah Buckies... Drop the Y, add IES .... *cough* yeah :/

Sure, Cap! If that's what helps you sleep at night >w>

[enshields]

IT JUST LOOKS SO AWKWARD



and speaking of sleep guess where I went oops

[sidecars]

Well, the written language didn't expect this serendipitous interaction to occur and fucked us all by not giving us a good plural for multiple Bucky Barneses :/

[enshields]

damnit, english.

[sidecars]

Seriously. It's a disgrace to the flag!!