return of the cowboy

[rettangolo]

Hello hello Haven! I'll make this quick and snappy, don't worry.

I'm Freshy, a returning player, bringing back 1 (one) Gyro Zeppeli from the 7th arc of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure! All you need to know about him is that he fights by spinning a bunch of balls, so I apologize in advance for all the ball jokes that I'll inevitably make in my brackets... He takes himself seriously, but I swear to god that I don't.

He'll be shacked up with the people in block 9.3, so apologies to everyone who has to suffer him as a roommate, he'll regale you all with his shitty singing.

Comments

[diosauria]

oh

still shaving your beard into cubes I see

[rettangolo]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[mareterno]

gyro is this our legacy

[rettangolo]

welcome to the true man's world, caesar

[skald]

I MISSED YOU TOO

[rettangolo]

jesus wept

[skald]

You can't be mean to me on this account, Tuuri's too cute

[rettangolo]

how dare you use cuties against me

[mareterno]

TEACH HIM HOW TO HANDLE THE ZEPPELI BALLS, GYRO

[rettangolo]

CAN CAESAR HANDLE THESE BALLS... these golden balls

[hermitpurple]

everyone please stop talking about those joseph misses his clackers

hiiii freshy :>

[rettangolo]

joseph is def gyro's favorite joestar now by virtue of balls bonding

HELLO ♥

[hermitpurple]

goddamn these zeppelis and their balls...

I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH FRESHY, I AM VERY EXCITED.

[madr]

Likewise, advanced apologies for being Weiss' roommate.

[rettangolo]

ah, Weiss...! I only know a little bit about RWBY but she's adorable, never apologize for her... gyro is the only shitlord in 9.3

[madr]

I think their dads are the true shitlords here... from what little I can remember of Steel Ball Run. I think I stopped when Johnny got the ability to shoot toenails.

[rettangolo]

oh no, does she have a terrible dad...smh!!! gyro will try and fail to be a big brother figure to her, rest in pieces gyro

and HAHA YEAH SBR IS A WILD RIDE... it only gets weirder, tbh.

[madr]

He just subjects a race of bunny/kitty people to terrible work conditions no biggie. please don't touch her glowing exploding shafts she will stay away from his balls.

the six previous story arcs did not prepare me for puzzle jesus toe nail paraplegic coffee dino geometry lessons in america

[diobolical]

Gyyyrroooo

Hi Freshy! I'm sorry, one Brando is basically enough for any lifetime but I'm super excited to see you in game, I've heard such great things about your Gyro. :')

[rettangolo]

When did Diego get so big...

BUT NO i'm so stoked to see the one and only DIO here, I think I threaded with him as Giorno in a meme and he was beyond perfect!! I'm sorry if I'm wrong, oh my god embarrassing

but thank you and I'm super excited to stalk all of your threads...!!

[coronae]

Hello! I'm Lucy, with two! The first is Sonia Nevermind from Super Dangan Ronpa 2. As such, her spoiler opt-out is here if you need it! She's an upbeat, polite princess who can be a little quirky - she likes horror films, the occult, and serial killers...and knows how to drive a tank.

The second is Rapunzel from Tangled! She's a very friendly and curious Disney princess who admittedly rambles when she's nervous and such. She's fairly sweet and has a billion hobbies and will talk about pretty much whatever.

They're both fairly socially inclined, so hopefully I'll get to hit you up sometime. Welcome aboard!

[rettangolo]

Ah, what a cute roster...! Sonia is my favorite DanRon2 character, and Rapunzel is precious?! Gyro's pretty upbeat too, I hope he can at least not be rude to your cute girls...!

[coronae]

HAHA...even if he is they might talk to him again anyway...Sonia gets more annoyed about rudeness than Rapunzel, but.

[kaihentai]

Well hello there friend! I welcome the onslaught of fabulous baras.

I play Sakamoto Tatsuma, who I'm pretty sure is voiced by the same actor. Miki Shinichiro, right?

[rettangolo]

gyro only wishes he were as bara as the stardusts, smh...

and yes! they're both MikiShin characters, voice friends...!!

[kaihentai]

finally, my day has come

for two mikishin characters to speak to each other. thank you

[rettangolo]

HE'S HERE... too bad he's such a shitlord

[starbratinum]

Freshy welcome back to Haven!! This is gonna be a good one, okay okay.

[rettangolo]

pris!! i'm so excited to stalk all the stardusts and their shenanigans, okok...

[starbratinum]

Haven, aka the Shitty Life of the Collective Brandos. Except none of them are equipped to deal with DIO right now but w/e they'll sort it out...

Also is it cool if I added you on plurk?... again.. I think I lost you somewhere along the way.

[rettangolo]

Gyro doesn't even know about the original universe peeps.... he'll be like "??? why's this brando a big deal, the other one's....oh....ok"

and yo sure thing, go ahead! ♥

[starbratinum]

The OU OGs are sorry about him..............

[preemptively]

FRESHYYYY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. It's Kay btw...since I have a completely different muse now. :') Excited to be in a game with you again!!!

[rettangolo]

KAY OMG IT'S BEEN AN AGE AND A HALF...!!! I'm also super excited oh my god, the sound I just made ♥

[preemptively]

IT'S A CRIME HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. Let's do all the things~ +‿+