katipo: (me and my flamin' bro)
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ | sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ ([personal profile] katipo) wrote in [community profile] havenooc2012-11-29 03:25 pm

+1 friendly neighborhood spider-man

'sup, Haven! My name's Val, and after some shameless enabling from certain players here, I'm bringing with me one (1) Peter Parker, from Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man comics. (That's Marvel 1610 and not the mainstream 616 continuity, for all you number crunchers.) He's rooming with all the cool kids in apartment #1.008, so guys, have fun with a teenage boy in footie pajamas suddenly showing up in your room. c:

You can catch me on plurk at [plurk.com profile] silentxrefrain or AIM at madcuriosities!
torcher: (MY NAME IN LIGHTS.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
... then he starts hugging the corpse happily!?!?

ULTIMATE ENEMY FIRST

then ultimate mystery, THEN ultimate doom

this is when johnny's hair magically goes back to being blond don't question it
torcher: (my feelings are very hurt right now!!)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
NO HE DIDN'T i was just thinking what ifs okay hank wasn't that far gone

FINE READ THEM ALL OUT OF ORDER AND BECOME SUPER CONFUSED, SEE IF I CARE!!!
torcher: (rots brain.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
okay but it might take a while seeing as i'm slacking with johnny's too right now
torcher: (torch → kind of naked.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
wow peter can feel the love tonight
torcher: (pls i'm fabulous.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
johnny's got him beat in the make out with girls category





stable(ish) relationships is all peter's though
torcher: (uh.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
okay but he doesn't know that
torcher: (much love to my sis okok.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
IGNORANCE IS BLISS and all that







but she was still really hot and he's still in love with her so they'll invite you to their wedding peter
torcher: (MY NAME IN LIGHTS.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN BE HIS BEST MAN
torcher: (gigantic man hands.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
geez peter he thought they were bros!!
torcher: (pls i'm fabulous.)

[personal profile] torcher 2012-11-29 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe you should have thought of that before you had a really hot girl clone