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[pucci]

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hello havenites! my name is ida (i played kaji from eva fame many blue moons ago) and i'm excited as ever to be back again. this time around, i'm bringing in enrico pucci from jojo's bizarre adventure -- think of the most sinister fictional minister you know, crack the evil forty notches or so, and you'll have a good idea of what he's all about. 

like nearly every character in jjba, he's equipped with a stand. unlike nearly very character in jjba, he has more than one, all of which are lethal in nature. he can take your memories and powers like candy from a baby, so please -- for my sake and yours -- slip into something more comfortable and make yourself at home over at his permissions post. 

i can't wait to play with you all! feel free to add me on plurk ( misatos ).

(he'll be residing in apartment 31.1 with dio brando -- they're honest to god the only ones there -- so joestars.... prepare your blind justice and highbrow ideals and menacing sound effects, this is going to be a doozy)

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[diosauria]

the one who responded first wasn't dio

[diosauria]

IT WAS I, DIEGO!!!!

[pucci]

RITUS EXORCIZANDI | OBSESSOS A DÆMONIO (Rite Of Exorcism)

SACERDOS ab Ordinario delegatus, rite confessus, aut saltem corde peccata sua detestans, peracto, si commode fieri possit, Sanctissimo Missæ sacrificio, divinoque auxilio piis precibus implorato, superpelliceo et stola violacea indutus, et coram se habens obsessum ligatum, si sit periculum, eum, se et astantes communiat signo crucis, et aspergat aqua benedicta, et genibus flexis, aliis respondentibus, dicat Litanias ordinarias usque ad Preces exclusive. Postem dicat

[skald]

he's literally holding jesus in his hand what more do you want

[pucci]

so he's a heretic, on top of a glaring and unshakable manifestation of all his failures and shortcomings.... you're not helping your case lizard man

[diobolical]

Now that that embarrassment up there has been seen to, we can start undressing and covering each other in oil.

[diobolical]

I mean talking about art and philosophy.

The keys are right next to each other.

[hermitpurple]

you know that this is what i actually study irl right fal

[skald]

it's true she's writing a thesis on dio and philosophy

[pucci]

but is she really

[hermitpurple]

exegesis of the dionysian in manga: the villain seeking his own apollonian in jojo's bizarre adventure

500 words, not my actual thesis but an actual essay

[pucci]

music to my ears

[diobolical]

HAHAHAH That's wonderful! I'll have to hide my face in shame for all the bullshit I'm making up philosophy-wise, 'cause I weren't no good at the schooling thing. But please take this game which is appropriately called Oh No by way of apology. :''

[pucci]

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he can't wait to tell you about everything that happened while you were gone at war, babe... by everything, he means snails, gravity, illegitimate sons, and last but certainly not least, failure

[diobolical]

Oh Pucci. You did your best and DIO was at fault too, maybe he should've left you more bones or something. But hey, now they're both together, they probably have better odds, right...

Oh man the snails though. He recruited a baby and an orangutan and even DIO's going to think that sounds like some crazy bullshit. :')

[pucci]

power (and safety) in numbers, dio.... we can do this

the stories to share!! also i automatically assume pucci eagerly absorbed every minute detail of your soul crushing defeat with jotaro, so there's that

[diobolical]

He looks forward to the retelling of how he got his ass kicked: extended edition! He heard it from Travis but Travis picked it up from playing Heritage For the Future once, so it was probably lacking the finer details. :

Also DIO's had a little trouble making friends here Pucci. :( Sorry for any flak you catch for associating with sleazy vampire.

[pucci]

who is this travis and what is this stand that can seamlessly replicate his life like that? videogames? he must be stopped

ugh, you poor thing (though i can't imagine why people might be hesitant...) no need to worry, pucci gives no shits to that end

[hermitpurple]

Aaa hello! Hello! My name is Kimi and I play Dante from Devil May Cry and Joseph Joestar from some series about vampires and stands and fabulousness idk. I am very excited to have a Pucci in game because holy shit Dio has a friend, oh nooo.

I invited you to the cast comm at overhaven and added you on plurk if that's okay, so welcome!

[pucci]

nice to meet you kimi! a series about vampires and stands and fabulousness.... fraid i never heard of such a thing

it's more than ok! i'm so sorry joseph, but pucci won't hold back just because you're... you know.... old

[splashdamage]

aaaaAAAA! WELCOME TO HAVEN, it is incredibly exciting to see a Pucci, hello!!! I'm Miru, I play Kakyoin (and an OC), and I'm very excited to see how quickly Haven's New Power Couple can bring the Joestars and Haven to ruin, henh henh. (I hope it is also okay to fling a Plurk add in your lap -- !)

[pucci]

hello miru! likewise, i'm very excited for this opportunity to mingle with (ruin) you all!

re: plurk, you know it bb

[kaihentai]

Welcome to Haven! Our JJBA cast is fabulous.

I play Sakamoto Tatsuma, from Gintama! AND OMG DO YOU PLAY MISATO FROM EVA.............

[pucci]

THANK YOU FOR THE WARM WELCOME! i remember saka all to well....

(pucci will not take kindly to his antics) (but that's the best part)

[kaihentai]

this will be the best neg cr in the history of neg cr

[braavado]

Welcome back to the game, Ida!

I'm Kamilah and I play Korra from Avatar: The Legend of Korra here. It's great seeing the Jojo cast grow, and I can't wait to RP with you!

[pucci]

glad to be back!

it's great to see a korra -- i'm looking foward to see how she'll interact with yet another highbrow villain set in his mores, sorry kid....

[braavado]

"gdi where do you people keep coming from??"

this will be a lot of fun

[pucci]

there must be a generator somewhere. korra, as avatar, it is your responsibility to find and defeat it tbh

[braavado]

okay she'll add it to the list of everything to do, after standardizing the paisho rules

[dawnofhiryuu]

Herro Ida. My name is Lina and I play Yona from Akatsuki no Yona.

I love evil (even if Yona doesn't) so I'm looking forward to playing with Enrico Pucci~!

I go by chibiplum on plurk. Welcome to the game!

[pucci]

hello lina+likewise! and don't worry, enrico pucci isn't so evil unless he absolutely has to. in that latter case, he is Evil Beyond Comparison.... but no one needs to know!

[dawnofhiryuu]

Hmph. Well if he feels the need to be that evil then the person on the receiving end must have done something reeeeaaaaally terrible to deserve it.

Can we sic 'em on the Yao?

[goldenspirit]

ALL MY JOJO SOUND EFFECTS ARE READY!!!

But that said hello I am so excited for Pucci (he's one of my favourites!!) and I cannot wait to see all the beauty of him and DIO together it's like a dream come true. I'm Deli and I play Josuke and just got Nishinoya from Haikyuu in!

I am super super excited to play with you and I hope you'll have a terrific time with the cast in Haven ♥!!

[pucci]

ARE YOU ＳＵＲＥ, JOSUKE? ARE YOU ＰＯＳＩＴＩＶＥ?

pucci is a disgusting little treasure.... hello deli! josuke is one of my favorite jojos, so it's an equivalent exchange we got going on here

[winatrophy]

HELLO I am excited you are here Pucci. DIO needed a buddy.

I am Kiwi and I play Johnny o7

[pucci]

he did, and of course pucci is the bestest and most loyalest friend a man could ever ask for....

nice to meet you kiwi! ah, johnny, i'm excited for pucci to realize your entire existence is a direct product of his defeat

[starbratinum]

But Pucci, how will you maintain your immaculate hair while in Haven? Or will Dio do that for you...

Okay no that was dumb but HELLO!!! I'm Pris, and I just apped in with Alvin from Tales of Xillia, but also obviously play this teenaged hat-wearing shit. I think his name is Qtaro, idk, I forget. I'm so excited to have Pucci here though, you have no idea... DIO has a real friend at last!!!!

[pucci]

i don't know, jotaro, who glues your hat to your hair every morning? don't answer that

HI PRIS!! oh man, pucci will be so disgruntled around part 3 jotaro -- he's seen all you have to offer through your memories (hah...) and safe to say he didn't like any bit of it. jotaro with 10x more teenaged gangsterism and nonsense..... how fun....

[starbratinum]

Huehuehue, hope you liked seeing the wonderful beat down he gave your bff, it felt good. Or will feel good. It kind of hasn't happened to this Jotaro yet... But he can act it out for you in real time if you'd like, all you have to do is ask!!

AHEM. He's heard a bit about Pucci from Jolyne, so he'll probs squint at him when he finds out his name. It's going to be all sorts of """fun"""....

[mareterno]

IDAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

it's good to have you back :') im very happy to be in a cast with you this time around too, blows bubbles at seductively