Don't mind me, just standing in the doorway so you can't get out of that useless room.

[shieldbrother]

Hi! I'm Manders, and (quite obviously) I'm one of the new milk-drinker whelps in these here parts.

For my addition, I bring you Farkas, from the latest installation of the Elder Scrolls series, Skyrim. Farkas is a sweet, overly-trusting, skull-bashing powerhouse of a Nord that also has a fuzzy little secret: He's a werewolf.

He also enjoys long walks around Whiterun, hanging with the other Companions (the fighting guild he's a member of), ignoring the wolf spirit within, mead, playing his lute, and bashing the crap out of stuff with his Skyforge Steel greatsword. He dislikes spiders and people calling him dumb, so do so at your own risk.

You can find me at pyreside. I'll get his intro up here shortly, but. o/ Excited to be here, folks.

Edit: Herp derp, he'll be in room #2.008. So, uh. I feel sorry for all you guys stuck with him. Just sayin'.

Comments

[quickly]

Hello there!

I'm Celes and I play RED Scout. I've watched someone play quite a bit of Skyrim, but not the DLC Farkas is from, so I'm unfamiliar with him, unfortunately. :x

Scout will probably call him dumb at some point though, haha.

Anyway, nice to meet you and welcome! I added you on Plurk, I am 'danger' there. :)

[zombie]

Farkas is base game, but you have to actually have to join the Companions at all to know he exists, unfortunately, so. He never gets caught in the Drunken Huntsman or anything. Most people love the Dark Brotherhood; I like the Companions (even if Festus Rex is a badass old dude.)

Haha, thank you!

[quickly]

Yeah, they joined the Brotherhood, so that's why I'm unfamiliar with Farkas, whoops! :x

Man, I hope Skyrim goes cheap during Steam's Christmas sale so I can play it myself.

[shieldbrother]

Haha, yeah. I never pick one faction, though. My longest running character just needs to go ahead and be made High Queen already. Farkas (that's who she married) can be, like. A prince. No one needs him ruling anything.

I absolutely recommend it. But definitely go with the PC version. Skyrim is...Well, known to be buggy as crap, and there are some great mods that fix it and make the characters way more awesome.

[escutcheon]

FELLOW SWORD ENTHUSIAST! Let us prance together into battle and generally show off to the masses! \o/

Sup! I'm Clamor, mun for Grey Warden Cousland here from Dragon Age: Origins! :> Welcome to Haven.

[shieldbrother]

HI. Only if you can hold your mead. Or beer. Or whatever.

Thank you!

[escutcheon]

Is that a challenge. That sure looks like a challenge. You'll regret that.

[shieldbrother]

He grew up drinking mead for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND as a snack. Bring it.

[escutcheon]

>8C
It is on like Donkey Kong, son! Girl wrestles dragons for giggles you are small fry in comparison okay

[shieldbrother]

YEAH WELL. He's been following an elf girl for AGES now that does that so. You know. >BC

[waysmarterthanyou]

Oh my god, a Farkas! I really don't go anywhere without him in one of my playthroughs. It's super cool to see someone play him!

I'm Rae, I play Gary Smith here. Looks like they'll be roomies.

[shieldbrother]

Haha, isn't he awesome? My husbando in game. ♥ Fun fact: I just got a mod that lets you see all of his stats and his Alteration is 88. His. Alteration. Is 88. I wonder how he's kept that a secret from the other Companions.

Awesome!

[ofthemotions]

Going to just say that I love your post title. IT IS SO ACCURATE FOREVER.

I love Skyrim; I'm looking forward to see what you do with him. =)