a thousand pardons........................

[sassed]

hello haven my name is owlie and this is james bond in a past life

or he very well could be! his name is haytham kenway, and he's from that game about assassins and templars and apples, assassin's creed! haytham is 50% gentleman, 50% bag of douchery-- a very skilled killer, london born and filled to the britches with sass. he's now, or was, living in colonial amurica, before and during the american revolution! he also many moons ago met the most beautiful woman in the world, thus becoming responsible for creating that derp who loves freedom you have running around skinning your bears. so, hello, son, your father's here to embarrass you. walking around holding your hand and carrying about #1 dad mugs. i'll be taking him from sequence 9, "a bitter end", and he will be with those in apartment #2.005!

he's also got some other things going on......................... hi brotherhood

haytham is very new to me, so if there are any problem, please do hit me up on his hmd post! my plurk is here, so feel free to add! :)