havenooc | a thousand pardons........................

hello haven my name is owlie and this is james bond in a past life

or he very well could be! his name is haytham kenway, and he's from that game about assassins and templars and apples, assassin's creed! haytham is 50% gentleman, 50% bag of douchery-- a very skilled killer, london born and filled to the britches with sass. he's now, or was, living in colonial amurica, before and during the american revolution! he also many moons ago met the most beautiful woman in the world, thus becoming responsible for creating that derp who loves freedom you have running around skinning your bears. so, hello, son, your father's here to embarrass you. walking around holding your hand and carrying about #1 dad mugs. i'll be taking him from sequence 9, "a bitter end", and he will be with those in apartment #2.005!

he's also got some other things going on......................... hi brotherhood

haytham is very new to me, so if there are any problem, please do hit me up on his hmd post! my plurk is here, so feel free to add! :)

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I think you are awesome for rping him XD

i hope i do well, then! uwu

dat title omg, yes.

and a thousand pardons to you too, great great great great grandson

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eaglecocktail - 2012-12-11 00:56 (UTC) - Expand

oh my god dad #stahp!! you're so embarrassing.

and now Connor gets to try and explain to a bunch of master assassins why it would be better to maybe have a truce instead of trying to kill you
including the one living in the same room as you..........

never little man. never.

ohmygoodness................

this will be all too sweet

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You know Connor therefore I will admittedly trust you and this will go over just fine.

KORRA NO!!!

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KORRA

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James Bond in a past life? But one of that guy is bad enough :|

Hi I'm Cass and I play a goddamn James Bond villain

Also Tarrlok from Legend of Korra, who is also about 50/50 on the gentleman/douche line and they might get along provided that Tarrlok never finds out about what a bad father Haytham is...

hello cass! *u* looking forward to playing with you!

sldjfsklj he subtly tries to be a good dad, he can get points for that!!!

disfavored - 2012-12-11 00:51 (UTC) - Expand

ROOMIE

/HOLDS YOUR FACE

/LEERS DEEPLY INTO YOUR EYES

anyway hello owlie!! im nika, the altair player, and i also play caliborn from homestuck. my excite is unmeasurable, tbh, so welcome to the game i hope you have fun!!!

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I am not worthy to be in your presence. ;A;

H-hi Owlie. I'm Em and I will be stalking you like a good little creeper.

jksdkfj no no what is that stop that ;w;

hey em uwu i hope we get a chance to play soon! i will be waiting....

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sweet jesus

yusuf won't even know what to do

and he's just going to be like all you fuckers there is no way you aren't related damn it

also hi I'm lina I play this guy idk he's some assassin dude from istanbul I GUESS...

lINA I LOVE YUSUF ;A; and it's nice to meet you!

and we will have lovely shenanigans

hookblade - 2012-12-12 06:09 (UTC) - Expand

HELLO FELLOW TEMPLAR PLOT TWIST 8)

omg hello i felt a connection u//u

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sassed - 2012-12-12 13:04 (UTC) - Expand

Connor's dad, huh? Bethany will be curious to meet her roomie's dad. :D

Dads are totally awesome in her experience. Except for her uncle Gamlen.

ANYWAY HELLO. I'm Pax and I play Bethany Hawke from Dragon Age 2. C:

nice to meet you, pax!! i haven't played da but i have heard many things about it! i look forward to having them meet :)

birchcore - 2012-12-12 04:47 (UTC) - Expand

haytham. ♥ kudos go out to you for playing him. :c

is that abe i see.............

ahh thank you! i hope i do well enough :)

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Ohai. :> That makes... one templar versus a gajillion assassins?

SUP. I'm Clamor, mun for Grey Warden Cousland from Dragon Age: Origins. She's a somewhat-recruit in the brotherhood, so. :> If you want someone to have a sassfight with, she's your lady.

he will get recruits.... someday.... i hope

heya clamor! i accept your invite to a lovely sass battle to be X)

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