can coaches marry people?

[whirlybird]

 

hello haven! this is owlie, player of haytham kenway with a second character to finalize my roster! i'm going to be bringing in ellis from the zombie apocalypse vidya left 4 dead 2! to balance out the sassmaster this 23 year old georgian is just a friendly adorable southern thing that might as well be that gun wielding 5 year old with the mouth. to be more specific, a motor mouth-- see, he has a hard time playing the quiet game because he just has all these cool ass stories about his best buddy keith like the time he got rolled by a gator or the time he tried to deep fry a turkey or the time he nearly died of cardiac arrest because he ate too much raw chicken as a replacement for sushi

i apologize but there is a lot more where that came from. ellis will be rooming with those in #4.008, so hello roomies!

i could be found on plurk, and aim @ moxieboxed! feel free to add either :')