can coaches marry people?

[whirlybird]

 

hello haven! this is owlie, player of haytham kenway with a second character to finalize my roster! i'm going to be bringing in ellis from the zombie apocalypse vidya left 4 dead 2! to balance out the sassmaster this 23 year old georgian is just a friendly adorable southern thing that might as well be that gun wielding 5 year old with the mouth. to be more specific, a motor mouth-- see, he has a hard time playing the quiet game because he just has all these cool ass stories about his best buddy keith like the time he got rolled by a gator or the time he tried to deep fry a turkey or the time he nearly died of cardiac arrest because he ate too much raw chicken as a replacement for sushi

i apologize but there is a lot more where that came from. ellis will be rooming with those in #4.008, so hello roomies!

i could be found on plurk, and aim @ moxieboxed! feel free to add either :')

Comments

[posturing]

Kill all sons of bitches

[whirlybird]

but my official instructions for the day is you be a homegirl :')

[nationless]

SCREE COME TO MY GIANT BEAR-SIZED BOSOM

[whirlybird]

RUNS INTO YOUR GIANT BEAR SIZED B O S O M

[personification]

haven was in desperate need of an ellis!

[whirlybird]

Then let's get this party started, y'all!!

[subsisting]

oh my gawd it's christmas

[whirlybird]

very close to christmas but so close it's already christmas

[subsisting]

/takes your hand and runs on the roller coaster anyway

It's so good to meet you though, seriously. I'm Tsu, and I play Jill Valentine, from Resident Evil 3. <3

[partnerinheels]

Ellis darling! /seconds everything everyone has already said.

[whirlybird]

hehe! ♥

[headshots]

HELL YES ELLIS ♥

[whirlybird]

i'm excited man

[overdosing]

and the valve family gets a tiny bit bigger.

[whirlybird]

8) just a bit ♥