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Hi there guys!

I'm Liz and I'm new and I was basically ruthlessly enabled by Audrey and your iyaaan~ so big~ AC cast. If you need to/want to contact me for any reason, the best way of communication is probably my plurk (

effinscience), but I also have AIM (also effinscience), I'm just not usually on that as much.

Anyway, I'm bringing in Clay ~~Kaczhowdoyouevenpronouncethat~~ Kaczmarek from Assassin's Creed. For those of you who either haven't made it up to Revelations or 3, or just don't read the database entries for some sick reason, this guy's our favorite crazy Professor Layton copy: Subject 16. He's insanely smart, and just insane, and is also a bitter, snarky ass nine times outta ten. But he knows a thing or two about some important things, like the beginnings of humanity, how to stop the end of the world, how to find funny in a really dark place, self-sacrifice, and finger painting. He's also kind of dead and kind of an AI, and his backstory can basically just be summed up by a Bon Jovi song.

I'm really looking forward to playing with you guys, though I am... Also probably going to not be around too much for about a week because my parents are going to be staying with me for the holidays. Sorry about that ;A;/

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A BITTER AND SNARKY ASS YOU SAY Connor has some experience with those bring it on

NO CONNOR NO he'll use big words that no one will know or even invent for another two hundred years

CLAY THAT IS SUPER RUDE

and connor will be too proud to ask him to clarify every word oh god

basically he will figure out how to put desmond on speed dial and be like EXPLAIN YOUR STRANGE FUTURE PEOPLE I CAN'T???

This has been an accurate retelling of our future CR. PREPARE YOUR BODY.

ARE YOU REALLY THAT SHOCKED CONNOR. ARE YOU REALLY.

I'm sure Desmond's reaction will be a "no, he's just like that. ignore like every other word he says and it'll make a lot more sense trust me"

...Yeah that's probably exactly how it's gonna go, lbr. MY BODY IS ADEQUATELY PREPARED i think

SHOCKED AND APPALLED TBH

lmfao no i can't wait omg Connor will be constantly baffled but trying to keep up because Asssassins man ALL THE ASSASSINS

OFFICIAL INTRO TIME since i love these

HELLO LIZ im nika, welcome to haven!!! 'round these parts i play altair, who im sure you already know, caliborn from homestuck, and just recently this guy!! america, from hetalia. I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN HERE

HI NIKA

owow we have all the same fandoms how did that happen. how did we not run into each other before now tbh??

AND I'M SURE I WILL THNAK YOU uwu*

i honestly have no idea HAHAH well we found each other now all is well <3

omg omg

those cat emotes are really horrifying

i just thought you should know that before i omg omg right back atcha.

STARES INTENSELY AT

REACHES... FOR...

hi lucy i missed you please don't inadvertently kill me again

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

wow no promises here buddy but at least there are no animus' around

/INSERT BABY COME BACK BY PLAYER TBH..........

well okay that is a marked improvement so i guess i can't complain too much. every cloud has a silver lining i guess?? :|a

at least he's got a pen now..........

well hey everyone needs a weapon

clay's is just more

...unorthodox...

than most people's

this is....true.

if you need an actual cutting weapon, desmond can hook you up with one of his scalpels.

yes that's exactly the sort of thing clay needs to have in his possession

he can go full-on mad scientist with it. start raising people from the dead with lightning bolts and shit. good times. sounds super safe.

don't forget to wear safety goggles!!! BECAUSE THOSE ARE IMPORTANT. AND SAFE.

psh safety

safety's for you delicate livin' folks.

livin' folks.

Sup Liz! I'm Em and I'll be your Ezio. ~~I am so sorry.~~ Welcome to Haven!

no, do not apologize i am sure you will be a wonderful grandpa

But thank you I am really looking forward to playing with you guys!

You know you love me.

Ruthless enabling, aside. ♥