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hi everyone! i'm erie and i'm bringing in hitagi senjougahara from the monogatari series or reading: the animation or "when did studios start doing animation using microsoft powerpoint?" she is....... not the person in the above gifs because the impression i'm trying to make is 'good' and not 'seriously what is even happening'. she's terrible but entertaining i swear only not in the puppy burrito gif entertaining kind of way! you may know her from when your friend showed you tumblr images of Shaft animes and you went "what the hell is going on with their necks?"

she's in apartment #5.008 with Titus "got that badonk" Alexius, Seth Nightlord, Judal and Aladdin! she's also threewishes's honorable and respectable upperclassman! there's more (actual) information about her over here and you can reach me any time on starcounts for plotting, feedback, "no seriously HOW DO THEIR NECKS DO THAT?" and other questions! i'm looking forward to playing with everyone!

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best intro of 2013

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i aim to please

also to make people go "well i walked away from that intro knowing NOTHING about the character"

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luckily i have watched most of the monogatari series so she is no enigma to me

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whoa did you get all the way to nisemono aka incestory??

she is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in so much sadistic verbal abuse!!!

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I HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO sheesh

an engima wrapped in a mystery novel, wrapped in bubble-wrap, wrapped in a type of packaging which is full of dangerous objects i see i see

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CATCH UP and then app someone

my sinister plan

only dangerous if you get close geez!

get close, breathe near her, enter her line of sight.......

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he hates humans in general and hates being touched by them

as if he'll interact with her

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wow she's going to have fun with that

so much suggestive fun

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try that on hitagi and see if she doesn't try to staple him to a chair and have children touch him :///// with their grubby unwashed hands

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he'll rub your human germs back on you which is where they belong.

stay away from him damn human

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breathes loudly

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hey ♥

wow ok you saw nothing. literally. something ate the beautiful araragi face i was using on you

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get araragi outta there only senjougahara allowed now

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and cute kouhais yes

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EXCUSE YOU

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what you gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?

does not deign with response

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wow rude accept pedobad's love

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I saw Richard Aoyade's beautiful face and forgot to eat read the rest of this, WELCOME TO HAVEN ♥

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thank you very much! ♥ it was actually my secret plan to a.) distract everyone from my incredible shyness (?!!!) b.) bring all the aoyade lovers to the yard

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all i know about senjougahara is that she apparently likes staplers?? but i'm very excited to see her/get a chance to play with her in game, so! c: WELCOME♥

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thank you so much for the welcome ♥ eee yes she likes staplers and using them in ways that science never intended for them to be used (threatening people, putting them in people's mouths.......)

so she's a sweet and lovely girl!!!

excited to be playing with you too thank you again for the welcome!

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HI ERIE we meet again, this is Ruki and I'm the Arihiko (dumb punkish Japanese delinquent w/orange hair) back at Assguard! --But yes that much cleared, welcome to Haven *u*/ I've gotten around to watch the whole of Bake and Nise and they were weird special nice, so I'm happy to see the cast grow too. Hope you have fun here!

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OH GOSH HI ♥ i loved everything you chose to be with arihiko sdlf and i had so much fun tagging him with sena! thank you so much for the welcome! oh wow you've seen the series so i guess you know why i will once more have to apologize in advance for my character! and p. accurate reaction re: monogatari or i can't watch this around other people: the series

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HE WAS JUST STUPID sob why, but my girl here is so much worse... DON'T APOLOGIZE actually please just think of Ciel here as your Tsubasa stand-in. She's not fond of cats, but nice sweet calm glasses girl infodumper that knows too much random stuff also graceful third wheeler etc etc. TO BE FAIR I WOULD WATCH IT WITH FRIENDS






only if they've already watched it on their own first does that count any....

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BUT SO MUCH LESS EMBARRASSING THAN SHE WAS sena please stop forever. oh gosh yes tsubasa stand-in please! ...although that might mean that i really do need to apologize in advance bec. the hitagi/tsubasa dynamic is like one part respectful sexual harassment and one part maybe implying hanekawa is bullying her but who ever knows how an interaction with hitagi would go! (not i, said the player...)

IT PROBABLY. COUNTS.

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no shhh it's ok you were just being ic......... CAN'T BE HELPED.......

and that dynamic was beautiful to me in the show haha (pls don't judge me) ciel can be pretty terrifying and underhanded when she puts her mind to it... all her significant male CRs are whipped take that as you will. APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING because i'm pretty sure i'll end up having to apologize for a lot, too, TO BE COMPLETELY FRANK... she's a meddling stalker too, oops


yes good

and now i shall amble off into the dark and reappear next to you on the intro log....

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HITAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

welp, my life will never be complete now until I get stupid racist here to meet tundra stapler-chan

but yes, WELCOME TO HAVEN \o\

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no one's life is complete until they've been baselessly accused of being a shameless pervert who uses the konami code to steal from those vending machines that sell underwear :c

on the first meeting

...some people say hello, hitagi says "smells like unbathed train molester over here"

hitagi why [ insert tearfloodcat emote here ]

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Hitagi plz, he doesn't even KNOW what the Konami code is jsyk

:|

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she'll just note that only eliminates the konami code part, not the stealing from underwear vending machines part.

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honestly, I don't think Walter even knows what a vending machine is...

*thinking*

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ah so he's just a common underwear thief after all, an old-fashioned deviant with no unique methods to at least elevate him from the ranks of the mediocre perverts. :c

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wow excuse you

and just what's wrong with that, what if he steals panties all ocean's eleven style, huh

:|

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everyone hide the stationery

hi i'm coco!! i just play clover from virtue's last reward here, who is kind of crazy sometimes too but with an axe instead

also i'm adding you on plurk..

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um wow can't stop her unlimited stationery works!!

hey lovely to meet you coco! i think i've seen you around mutual friends' plurks before ♥ and guh i've only played 999 but cloverrrrrrr i loved her sfm

yes please do and i will add you back! do you have any policies on like how often i can use the sexy qb emote on your plurks :c

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yes same to you hehe you're friends with yana..

my only requirement is that you use it every time you reply to my plurks

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uwooo yes i know that cat lady

AGREED. it shall become a Thing and that Thing will be "Inappropriately Timed QB"

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HIIII WELCOME!
MY NAME IS FROOT AND I PLAY THIS DOUCHE, HEI.
I am also Alex's friend... GROSS.
BUT WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOU BEING HEREEE.

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uwoooo hey it's great to meet you! excited to be here and finally get to play with alex's kanbaru. i have been /chinhands-ing ♥

thank you for the welcome! c: