this timeline just got 4% darker

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hi everyone! i'm erie and i'm bringing in hitagi senjougahara from the monogatari series or reading: the animation or "when did studios start doing animation using microsoft powerpoint?" she is....... not the person in the above gifs because the impression i'm trying to make is 'good' and not 'seriously what is even happening'. she's terrible but entertaining i swear only not in the puppy burrito gif entertaining kind of way! you may know her from when your friend showed you tumblr images of Shaft animes and you went "what the hell is going on with their necks?"

she's in apartment #5.008 with Titus "got that badonk" Alexius, Seth Nightlord, Judal and Aladdin! she's also threewishes's honorable and respectable upperclassman! there's more (actual) information about her over here and you can reach me any time on starcounts for plotting, feedback, "no seriously HOW DO THEIR NECKS DO THAT?" and other questions! i'm looking forward to playing with everyone!

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[oftheblackwings]

HITAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

welp, my life will never be complete now until I get stupid racist here to meet tundra stapler-chan

but yes, WELCOME TO HAVEN \o\

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no one's life is complete until they've been baselessly accused of being a shameless pervert who uses the konami code to steal from those vending machines that sell underwear :c

on the first meeting

...some people say hello, hitagi says "smells like unbathed train molester over here"

hitagi why [ insert tearfloodcat emote here ]

[oftheblackwings]

Hitagi plz, he doesn't even KNOW what the Konami code is jsyk

:|

[kilograms]

she'll just note that only eliminates the konami code part, not the stealing from underwear vending machines part.

[oftheblackwings]

honestly, I don't think Walter even knows what a vending machine is...

*thinking*

[kilograms]

ah so he's just a common underwear thief after all, an old-fashioned deviant with no unique methods to at least elevate him from the ranks of the mediocre perverts. :c

[oftheblackwings]

wow excuse you

and just what's wrong with that, what if he steals panties all ocean's eleven style, huh

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