GOT NAIVE CHARACTERS? + iiiiiiintro o/

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Hiiiiiiiiiii, Haven, looking as gaawwwwgeous as ever, I see!

Brief and to the point: I bring with me Trinity Blood's Dietrich von Lohengrin, about whom the only good thing you can really say is that, er, well. At least he's not his fellow terrorist co-workers. He'll be pondering the number 42 meaning of (un)life in room #1.003. Meanwhile:

.............got trusting characters? :')

Dietrich specializes in preying on them, so a shiny list for long term use would definitely be bamf because I should make sure to have him meet his quota For the time being, he would probably need someone he could con into saying a few innocent words for him on camera, since he wouldn't exactly show his own face too easily. If you... have a character... who'd like to perform that service for a woefully stranded student, let me know o/

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[unfourteenth]

OH hello roommate sdkjhf

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DON'T BE EERIE, I WAS JUST COMMENTING TO YOUR INTRO X( !!!!

[unfourteenth]

sdjhgfkjhs hahaha likewise, you.

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I call dibs on.

Seeing.

You first.



Because this can be proven empirically. Totally.

[unfourteenth]

aksjfh

are you really though.

yes of course it can, naturally !!!

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There.


Hiiiiiiiiiiii (2) X)

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dietrich omg

i am sorry i don't have any naive characters to throw your way but!!! i... will find a way to get cr anyway... i will find a way

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Easy mode solution: coffee.

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Also, ewwwww, vampire cooties, gross :(

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he'd have more luck with gilbert and coffee than charles and coffee oh no... snobby vampires and their stereotypical snobby vampire wine and tea preferences

more like human cooties tho, there are no vaccines for that!!

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...........it's rude to try and poison someone on the first date, Charles, hasn't anyone told you?

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seems like a pretty par-for-the-course first date move where he comes from tbh

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This is why Charles is still single :(

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legit can't handle all these space vampire dramas in haven

GOD WHY

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i mean hi ruxi welcome back~! n_n/

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Hiiiiiiiii, darlin' X)

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This will prooooooobably end well for no one (not like much does in Haven granted but details) but weh please let me tag you (again)!! ;_;/ Why are you so sparkly with your magnificent asshats, it's a trade secret isn't it...

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Soooooooob, at least Cesare was trying to do the right thing, Dietrich only tries to.


Well.

Actually, who knows wth he's trying to do half the time, collect all the vampire pokemons or something.

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I was under the impression he's trying to gather a top record in "how many times can a dude get repeatedly killed nonstop in a non-permadeath environment", was I woefully misled...

At least he's in the right region!! Get any more and the town will be raining vampires all over, sheesh.

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...actually, novel-wise, 99% of his activity is sitting around, trolling Isaak.

It's very hilarious sad. You'd think a young man would have more ambition, try to make something of himself. Tsk.



But it's okay, Ciel, look: a beautiful collaboration is in your future!

.......................just fetch some coffee.

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...

Okay but before we start

How much sugar do you take with your coffee this is a very important life-or-death question.

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ikr?

Let's kill them.

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totes.

If only they could STAY DEAD, ugh.

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It's okay, we'll just have to.

Kill them.

Again.



God, there's a Seth here, never tell Dietrich Seth is here. T_T

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But effort... and moral restraints...

It's only a matter of time unless you really can't work the contact list, alas... /pat pat

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But human tools... and wth-are-moral-restraints...

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Yeah but... public image!! Geez don't you know once you paint yourself as a highly questionable/bad guy your pool of possibility just gets shut off so harshly!!

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oh my god dietrich he's wonderful even if he made me go OH WHY half the time. congrats on getting him in!

as for trusting characters i got... disney... boy over here.

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Sob, the most incompetent RKer of all time (of. all. time): representin'.


..........hey, Sora, hey. Keywords.

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gee dietrich is the best friend ever!!

[taigabite]

hi ruxi hi ruxi hi ruxi hi

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hi little girl with a broken neck no rly stop tilting so hard hi.

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Oh ew it's you.

Who asked you here?

(It wasn't me, nope)

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Come on, baby, don't be shy, you'n'me gonna make Crusniks go bye-bye :'(

[remainingtwin]

HELLO OTHER NEW ROOMMATE

I'mKalyn and I play Mio here from the horror game Fatal Frame II and they're going to be roommates!! Which'll be...awesome, I'm sure. She's unfortunately more suspicious then most buutt she's also really vulnerable rn because she's still fresh from her trauma in her own world so she'll probably trust him easily at first!

We'll work it out I'm sure. She also has a high sixth sense and a special camera that harms supernatural creatures and does a bunch of other cool things, so! o/ I look forward to playing with you!

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Hiiiiiii, Kalyn. Purty, purty lady you've got there! *_*

Ahhh, don't worry - Dietrich can be very, very subtle, and I try to keep to that spirit, so I'll not put you in the position where you have to come up with far-fetched excuses why they're not fighting like cat and dog, weep.

[remainingtwin]

In that same line of thought, I can't stop staring at your icons oh my god.

Mio's pretty easy to get along with, just don't talk about killing people casually (She's from the one ending where she strangled her twin sister so she's Very Touchy when it comes to Murdering Things and esp. siblings). But otherwise she'd think he was interesting and would probably want to know about his home and all that.

She's super interested in hearing peoples' stories lmao.

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Soooob, my icons really need a makeover - they're part of three sets I made in very different periods of time, so there's... nothing cohesive... T_T

Bawwww, Mio. They'll manage to get on, then, he doesn't exactly broadcast murder. Besides, who doesn't want to be on better terms with room mates who might have paaaaaaaastries.

[purethingsonly]

...did someone say something about trusting characters? Because Ada here is most definitely the type who would fall for just... about anything... Dietrich could try.... 8')

ANYWAY Hi I'm Michi and I play Ada Vessalius from Pandora Hearts and Saya Otonashi from Blood+.

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Suuuuuuuup, Michi, suuuuuuuuup.

And yes, that was indeed the order du jour, so glad Ms. Vessalius is so very keen to provide!

She would be absolutely brilliant, not gonna lie - she'd just need to let herself get filmed saying a Latin phrase, really, would that be... okay... :'D

[purethingsonly]

She's quite apt at her role of being the "overly trusting and unnecessarily optimistic" one. Bad personal judgement with certain people is a canon trait okay.

Ada is okay with that

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Sob, I remember, bless you, Ada.

Seeeeeexcellent, tho. Then, can I rely on her for a five second footage of her saying the word 'igne' ? :' ( she can bucther the Latin, Dietrich really doesn't mind. A part of his germanic heart encourages it.

[purethingsonly]

Yes you can count on her :|b She probably won't butcher it too bad though since she probably knows some latin from her studies

[ironlady]

Novel! Dietrich. *^* No one tell Caterina he's here.

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........she has a tiny army here, she doesn't get to fuss X(

[ironlady]

True enough! It's not like she even needs to use them with the Empress around.

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Oh God.

Seth.


Let's keep. Seth. Out of this.