GOT NAIVE CHARACTERS? + iiiiiiintro o/

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Hiiiiiiiiiii, Haven, looking as gaawwwwgeous as ever, I see!

Brief and to the point: I bring with me Trinity Blood's Dietrich von Lohengrin, about whom the only good thing you can really say is that, er, well. At least he's not his fellow terrorist co-workers. He'll be pondering the number 42 meaning of (un)life in room #1.003. Meanwhile:

.............got trusting characters? :')

Dietrich specializes in preying on them, so a shiny list for long term use would definitely be bamf because I should make sure to have him meet his quota For the time being, he would probably need someone he could con into saying a few innocent words for him on camera, since he wouldn't exactly show his own face too easily. If you... have a character... who'd like to perform that service for a woefully stranded student, let me know o/

Comments

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legit can't handle all these space vampire dramas in haven

GOD WHY

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i mean hi ruxi welcome back~! n_n/

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Hiiiiiiiii, darlin' X)

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This will prooooooobably end well for no one (not like much does in Haven granted but details) but weh please let me tag you (again)!! ;_;/ Why are you so sparkly with your magnificent asshats, it's a trade secret isn't it...

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Soooooooob, at least Cesare was trying to do the right thing, Dietrich only tries to.


Well.

Actually, who knows wth he's trying to do half the time, collect all the vampire pokemons or something.

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I was under the impression he's trying to gather a top record in "how many times can a dude get repeatedly killed nonstop in a non-permadeath environment", was I woefully misled...

At least he's in the right region!! Get any more and the town will be raining vampires all over, sheesh.

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...actually, novel-wise, 99% of his activity is sitting around, trolling Isaak.

It's very hilarious sad. You'd think a young man would have more ambition, try to make something of himself. Tsk.



But it's okay, Ciel, look: a beautiful collaboration is in your future!

.......................just fetch some coffee.

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Okay but before we start

How much sugar do you take with your coffee this is a very important life-or-death question.

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ikr?

Let's kill them.

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totes.

If only they could STAY DEAD, ugh.

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It's okay, we'll just have to.

Kill them.

Again.



God, there's a Seth here, never tell Dietrich Seth is here. T_T

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But effort... and moral restraints...

It's only a matter of time unless you really can't work the contact list, alas... /pat pat

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But human tools... and wth-are-moral-restraints...

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Yeah but... public image!! Geez don't you know once you paint yourself as a highly questionable/bad guy your pool of possibility just gets shut off so harshly!!