+1 heavy metal cowboy

[awfulsentimetal]

...Waaaaiiiit a minute, this isn't Biscuit Town.

Hellooooo Haven! My name is Tee and I'm bringing you The Spine from Steam Powered Giraffe! He's the level-headed, oh-so-serious straight man of the group. Just call him Mister Dependability, except don't, because his name is The Spine and "mister" doesn't apply to heavy equipment. Some might say that he's the Fun Police, but don't go listening to them--he can be just as fun as the other automatons, no really, just watch him do the thumb trick.

Underneath his stoic exterior he's really just a huge dork that maybe loves the Wild West and cowboys in particular a little too much.

He and his ridiculous vocal range will be rooming in #4.003.

I'm always open for plotting or just chatting about whatever, so feel free to hit me up at terribletrivium or teaghuevlathas on AIM :3

Comments

[malfunctionbot]

THE SPINE, HEY THE SPINE

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[malfunctionbot]

TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR BACKSTORY.

[awfulsentimetal]

That's my pun, Rabbit, go write your own.

¬_¬

[malfunctionbot]

I write it waaay funnier than you! So you can thank me later for making your jokes less lame.

[awfulsentimetal]

You've been hangin' around GG too much, you're pickin' up her delusions.

[malfunctionbot]

You're just jealous of our swag.

[awfulsentimetal]

What swag.

[malfunctionbot]

This swag.

[awfulsentimetal]

Uh-huh.

[malfunctionbot]

That's what I said, dummins.

[awfulsentimetal]

Who're you callin' a dummins, dummins.

[malfunctionbot]

Come on now, Spine. We know who the real star is.

[awfulsentimetal]

Not even goin' to dignify that with a response.

[allweather]

aaaaa the spine, SO COOL

hello i'm laura and i play reim from pandora hearts and kariya from fate/zero. welcome!!

[awfulsentimetal]

Hi, Laura! :3 I've been reading Pandora Hearts! Unfortunately I haven't gotten far enough to see Reim yet, but SOON. Thank you for the welcome and I hope we can have some CR!

[allweather]

oh have you, i hope you enjoy it! it's great and totally painful. we should totally have cr...!

also is that a phantom tollbooth plurk url i see, good choice

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IT IS INDEED. Phantom Tollbooth is the best, it cemented my undying love for puns and snappily dressed men or something.

[allweather]

i know exactly what you mean.... let's be plurk friends y/n

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Y. 8D

[xyresic]

Oh gosh neat! I've only just recently been introduced to Steam Powered Giraffe, so this is very exciting! c: Welcome to the game, Tee!

I'm Cal and I play March here from March Story and Morgan (intendance) from Fire Emblem: Awakening. It's so good to have you here, and I'm looking forward to playing with you!

[awfulsentimetal]

*pterodactyl screech* ANOTHER SPG FAN?! I mean. Yes. Hi. Hello, nice to meet you, my name is Tee and I am perfectly calm about this band 100% of the time.

I look forward to playing with you, too! :3