+1 heavy metal cowboy

[awfulsentimetal]

...Waaaaiiiit a minute, this isn't Biscuit Town.

Hellooooo Haven! My name is Tee and I'm bringing you The Spine from Steam Powered Giraffe! He's the level-headed, oh-so-serious straight man of the group. Just call him Mister Dependability, except don't, because his name is The Spine and "mister" doesn't apply to heavy equipment. Some might say that he's the Fun Police, but don't go listening to them--he can be just as fun as the other automatons, no really, just watch him do the thumb trick.

Underneath his stoic exterior he's really just a huge dork that maybe loves the Wild West and cowboys in particular a little too much.

He and his ridiculous vocal range will be rooming in #4.003.

I'm always open for plotting or just chatting about whatever, so feel free to hit me up at terribletrivium or teaghuevlathas on AIM :3

Comments

[malfunctionbot]

You're just jealous of our swag.

[awfulsentimetal]

What swag.

[malfunctionbot]

This swag.

[awfulsentimetal]

Uh-huh.

[malfunctionbot]

That's what I said, dummins.

[awfulsentimetal]

Who're you callin' a dummins, dummins.

[malfunctionbot]

Come on now, Spine. We know who the real star is.

[awfulsentimetal]

Not even goin' to dignify that with a response.