+1 insert something clever here

[fabrecated]

greetings haven! i'm rift, and i played here once or twice before, but ignobly was unable to stay the course. but rejoice, because i am back again! (it's okay, you don't actually have to rejoice).

this is luke fon fabre, from tales of the abyss, a very confusing playstation 2 era rpg that may have been inspired by everyone's favorite star wars movie, attack of the clones. for those that know the canon, he's from after the first fake out ending... ie after defeating van at absorption gate, then spending a month being emo about it and sitting in his room doing absolutely nothing. luke's a kid who was plagued with too much of an ego, then too little of an ego, then ends somewhere comfortably in between (much like the tale of goldilocks and the three bears).

to avoid blurting out unnecessary spoilers in this intro, i'll just say he's got 99 problems. there is no clever follow up line to that; he just has a lot of problems.

luke will be in #1.003, and i look forward to playing with you all! if you'd like to add me on plurk, i'm over here: sistercomplex.

Comments

[tuberculosis]

rifted once again

it is a day ending in y indeed

[fabrecated]

i don't know why people have the strange idea that at some point i stop

it's called rifting for a reason

[tuberculosis]

sometimes you rift less than other times and fool us into thinking that you've stopped

but that's always a lie

[fabrecated]

it's nothing but a clever ploy to get you to lower your guards

i'm nothing if not dedicated

[justdefy]

wow i am taking personal offense to that icon

you're not welcome here.

[fabrecated]

i do what i want

idk why i have long haired luke icons, i can't really use them icly so i have to get mileage out of them in ooc posts

[justdefy]

because you're trying to dethrone yuri from his spot as "tales protag with the best hair" in haven, and i don't appreciate that

i know what you're doing

[fabrecated]

yuri be thankful he decided to dramatically cut his own hair

because we know who wins that contest on even footing. highlights, man, highlights. you need to step up your game.

[storywriter]

oh my god rift how much harder can you rift

[fabrecated]

the world may never know

[storywriter]

you're a danger to rp... no, to the whole world....!!

[fabrecated]

it's too late no one can stop me now

[dragontemptress]

i'm very excited to get to rp with you more, and even more so your luke!

[fabrecated]

let's do it, let's make this happen

i don't know what "this" is, but it needs to happen anyway

[dragontemptress]

does giving luke a kick up the butt work?

[fabrecated]

i guess he deserves it so go for it

[fierily]

hey rift and welcome back to haven! im hime and i play asuka, here from evangelion and hange from attack on titan.

hopefully haven is not too cruel to you!

[fabrecated]

hi hime, and thanks for the welcome! i'm sure luke and asuka would get along swimmingly... they can trade tips on how to groom their lustrous long orange hair.

and that's okay, i can handle some cruelty.

[fierily]

sounds like a plan too me! asuka is pretty good at bragging about herself and how she does things. you'll never get her to stop. ever.

[evocalize]

THAT FAKE OUT ENDING and yes, Luke has 99 problems going on all the time and the good news is that he gets to give that to Jade because guess who's apping him next round from the ending of the game.

Nice to have you back!

[fabrecated]

oh boy future castmate /highfive... luke will be glad to have him around, even if he might not really act like it (well, who can really tell with him, he'll express his happiness in his own strange way).

but thanks! it's good to be back.

[evocalize]

Jade would feel likewise, even if we both know how well he's going to take seeing Luke alive again and learning all the fun mechanisms behind bringing dead people back. :')

This was the most unexpected app and I'm already looking forward to playing Jade again!

[entreats]

do you know that moment when you thought telling someone to do something was a good idea

and then you stand back and think what have i created...........

[fabrecated]

yeah i was a little surprised you actually encouraged this...

but now here we are

[entreats]

idk maybe i just wanted luke and ange cr is that so bad