and boom goes the dynamite???

[slushfund]

so like, jesse and hiruma are going to do what they do best and make a mess of absolutely everything. which may or may not be a mistake and may or may not be because it's what bored boys do when there's nothing to do. the bottom line is that it's going to be extremely stupid.

backdated for november 4th ooc (february 7th ic), they're going to be setting the entire garden on fire...



we have no excuses, they're just retarded.

anyway, if you'd like to be a part of it, you 110% can be. you don't have to drop us a line below, but we could plot dumb things if you do—we know that if characters see a massive fucking fire raging with pillars of smoke and manly shrieking, someone's bound to go check it out or try to solve the problem (and hopefully ground them or sit them in corners with dunce caps on or something).

i think the best idea would be having two top level sections, one for jesse and hiruma actually lighting the place up, and the second being for the aftermath. let us know what you think! and as always, mad love from kris and froot.

EDIT: TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT ANYONE'S FREE TO STOP THEM BEFORE ANY MAJOR, IRREPARABLE DAMAGE OCCURS—WE DON'T WANNA' STEP ON ANYONE'S TOES PLOT-WISE.

PS: THE LOG IS UP SO HAVE FUN.

Comments

[cutlery]

[cutlery]

or for a real comment does someone need to like... put out the fire... Haven Firefighting Team Assemble??

[kaihentai]

.................

[slushfund]

LOL WHAT'S REGRET, CAN YOU SET IT ON FIRE?

[knifecollecting]

OH man no one is going to be happy.

GJ YOU TWO.

[slushfund]

WE WERE BORN READY

[hermitpurple]

joseph is going to yell at people like the old man he is why do you do this

[slushfund]

EXCELLENT, bless old man chastising yesssssss

[raavashing]

Which. garden.

[slushfund]

THE MASSIVE EVIL ONE in all dem test drives

oh my god

[weirdatlast]

Cecil is going to be

SO

upset

this is not cool oh my god

JESSE WHY

Hiruma, welcome to the "jerk" list

[slushfund]

IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE

(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) cissy poo

[blowfish]

isn't there a night vale loophole for this? time isn't real, gardens aren't real? fire isn't real?

[ballcrush]

cleanup crew on aisle 5

[slushfund]

will you stand and watch it all burn with us mutsu

[hi_no_de]

so you know how we've been wanting Jesse and Ammy CR

I guess

this

is

one way

to get it

[blowfish]

PUPPY

[superissues]

[slushfund]

kdklJANFJFJKBASG THE MOST ACCURATE ICON

[oneirism]

Guys why....

But anyhow, Lapis' ghost buddy can control fire and stuff, so he could help with getting rid of the fire by kinda just... absorbing it. Not all of it though since even ghosts can get full.

[slushfund]

YES TO THIS, this sounds super cute--what a good first meeting

GOOD LUCK SEÑOR GHOST

[instrumented]

WOW

[slushfund]

heheheheh

[serenus]

NO I JUST SAW THIS

DON'T RUIN

THE GARDEN???????????? OH MY GOD KURAMA JUST GOT HERE DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM SO SOON

[slushfund]

ERIUGLEWJKGW;G HURRY, JOIN THE FIREFIGHTERS

[pluvial]

neighbor why

[slushfund]

SCIENCE