+1 piece of space mercenary garbage

[monology]

HELLO ALL, Caitie here bringing you Felix from Red vs Blue, a.k.a. that web series about a bunch of space soldiers who are terrible at their jobs yet somehow routinely save the day. Felix is not one of those soldiers. He is very, very good at his job and has the confidence to go with it.

(That's the actual line, he literally says that.)

He's also a terrible, terrible person! Turns out a guy who will literally take any job as long as he's paid well doesn't exactly have the strongest set of morals. Who could've guessed. He also loves to (hear himself) talk, so he can get pretty annoying as well! Felix will be staying in apartment #3.3 and if you need to contact me for any reason, you can hit me up at agentmaine!

Comments

[antimnemonic]

gently pushes you over...

[antimnemonic]

i mean hi

[monology]

too late, fight already declared

[monology]

RUDE!??!?

[sleepsongs]

fff FELIX!

Red vs. Blue is one of my guilty pleasures.

[monology]

GOSH THERE'S NO NEED TO BE GUILTY ABOUT IT!! I just wish my favorite wasn't the objectively worst person on the show. Sort of.

But yes hi hello

[atonality]

HI LOSER lets make beautiful trashy music together ok

[monology]

Are you hITTING ON ME

[atonality]

yes

[monology]

What makes you think you're good enough to hit this

[atonality]

don't i get an audition period

[monology]

Maybe. Gotta prove ur worth my time